Link: External Link/Members OnlyDate: December, 2021
Price: £60 for 30 mins
Comms: All good – via text and arranged on the day.
Venue: Well known crap punting hotel in the city centre – can’t resist going to see girls there, peak punting seediness. The room in this instance was particularly bad – tiny, no windows, toilet didn’t flush, Jess had all her washing hanging up and there was a fag in the loo!
Girl: I’d seen Jess with her green light on lots and had always been tempted. Read the reviews on here and it seemed a mix bag but decided to see for myself, especially given that’s cheap these days for a British h/h. In terms of looks she’s definitely attractive but the photos on her profile are probably quite a few years old or touched up considerably. Very much into milf territory now – seemed more early 40s to me, and body wise there is a decent bit more timber now. You can see she was probably an absolute corker back in the day but probably a fair while ago now. She had some nice lingerie on which I left on apart from getting her tits out. To chat to Jess was fine but she wasn’t very talkative and was quite quiet – for some reason I’d expected her to be quite brash.
Action: I lay on the bed and let her start some OWO – was decent without being outstanding. I then took the lead a bit more and fucked her in doggy and mish. Asked if she allowed facials and she said yes but don’t come in her eye (SPs always overestimate how much control we have of direction I think). Anyway, got her to kneel next to the bed and shot my load – sod’s law the first shot went right in her eye and she went straight to the bathroom to wash it out. Was slightly annoying as I still was unloading so to speak – but fair enough as that was her only instruction to me. Would have been a bog-standard positive at this point but the reason for the neutral is she came out of the bathroom, lay on the bed and was drifting off to sleep as I was getting dressed – all of a sudden seemed very out of it. Probably explained how quiet she had been throughout the punt. Said she’d had a really busy week so will give her the benefit of the doubt but just left me feeling a bit unsettled/weird. Let myself out of the room.
Summary: Ok P&D with a British Milf.
Would I return?: Most likely not but would keep her for an option as a P&D if I was in town and short on options. Itch scratched though.
