External Link/Members OnlyDate: November
Price: £60/30mins
I've got a few minutes and will drop a few quick and dirty reviews, mostly negs to help people avoid wasting time.
I alluded to this in another review about her. I have been eyeing her up for a year but never went as she's a bit far. Add to this all the shit reviews here. But those pics had a hold on me and I was passing by one day and decided to try. Made the appointment and showed up 30 minutes later.
When I got there I called and she seemed to have forgotten about me? I don't think it was even another punter. She made me wait 5-10 minutes outside.
The body was great, the face not as much my tastes but cute. She was wearing the outfit I asked for, black skirt and red stockings (but shitty flipflops) and passed the kiss test. Looking good...
We get upstairs and change papers
Then she starts the weird laughing, eyerolling, speaking under her breath, giggling, other guys have mentioned.
She won't even let me to undress her and won't take her shirt off. No touching her body. First punt ever I was refused to even SEE the tits
New lows!
She actually gave a few sensual FK surprisingly (maybe she liked me
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Can't remember if I got OWO, probably not
The BJ was poor and short before she told me to get up and get in
She hiked up her skirt, no undies, got on the bed in doggy and I got in her. Her ass and (clothed) body was a sight to behold from behind.
She was SUPER dry, I asked for lube and she refused. I don't know why some prossies do this. I know it is messy to clean up after every punt but it increases chance of friction and bleeding inside and condom breaks. Makes stds more likely I reckon and worth noting.
I ask her to change to mish and she refused.
I'm going slowly and added a bit of spit to help things. Her moans and grunts get louder. I say to her yes babe come for me or some stupid fucktalk and she says "I'm not coming, you're hurting me, hurry up"
Well get the lube, I said.
No she said, just hurry up.
This pissed me off so much. I tried to carry on to get my moneys worth but i wasn't having much more fun than her.
No shower or towels on offer, she immediately on her phone after I finished. Turned back into the friendly girl from the beginning as she took me out and hugged me and said she hoped to see me again
Pros - great body, made some effort to the outfit
Cons - weird girl made weird noises, no lube, no boobs, no touching, no undressing her, no position changes, played the friendly SP role until money changed hands and all downhill from there.
