External Link/Members OnlyPunting in 2021 is a special sort of minefield. It's a minefield where you have your very own assistant by your side careful putting mines in front of your feet as you walk forward.
First off Mya is described as 38. I actually suspect that might not be way off the truth but she looks 15-20 years older. She's slim but the flesh just creeps over her bones in a really unattractive way. That is enhanced by a pair of fake tits that aren't really great.The pictures are quite accurate but factor in a lot of wrinkles.
The most bizarre thing of the punt was trying to speak to her. It's like talking to Rosco P Coltraine. She seemed to not really comprehend stuff well and made all these bizarre sounds, it was just surreal. The way she talked I did get the impression she wasn't that much older than the 38 stated, but wouldn't be surprised if a fair few years weren't spent homeless smoking meth.
Servicewise I guess she did most stuff in the description but it was hard to get very enthusiastic about it. One thing that was odd, as if there wasn't already enough, was she kept swigging from a cold drink while giving a BJ. 10s of sucking with a mouth full of cold drink then off for another swig, not how I prefer it done to be fair.
£130 for an hour and I'd probably pay as much to have the experience wiped from my memory
This is Rosco P Coltraine for you kids
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