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Offline Joe Cocker

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Paid £80 for 30 mins

I saw this girl about a month ago, she was only here for the weekend and so couldn't find her profile a week or so later when planning my review, noticed she is back in Newcastle today so here goes.

She was touring from Liverpool last time with three or four other girls and a receptionist!, they had somehow got access to an apartment just off the Big Market that appeared derelict from the outside. Once I found the door and rang as requested she said the receptionist would be down to let me in????

The receptionist turned out to be a big ugly bird in sloppy sweat pants and top who looked more a bouncer than a co-worker, maybe she was the pimp?. She took me upstairs with no conversation even though I tried and showed me into a bedroom and told me Courtney would be in soon. While waiting I could hear a gaggle of girls all talking and laughing etc, it sounded more like a hen party, I saw at least four girls in another room as I was passing the door. I felt a little trapped compared to most other punts when you get through the door and can make a decision to leave which I will often do if I dont like what I see.

In comes Kourtney, a young Scouse lass in her early 20s, a full Tango tan with fake everything and at least two stone heavier than her pictures suggested so not what the picture in the black underwear lead me to believe I was getting. I wanted to leave but felt a bit pressured as I had been down a few corridors and doors to get to the bedroom and also by the number of people in the apartment so I stayed.

Everything about the punt was shit, I guess my mindset once the girl isnt my type doesnt help, I find it hard to just go for it if they dont look or act the way I had hoped. Courtney asked me to get on the bed and then tried to put a bag over my flacid dick, eventually it went on and she started with OWO, it took me ages to get hard and once I did she jumped on CG but with no effort or enthusiasm, everything was just so fake and lazy.

I lost the will to live so pulled out and asked for a hand job which she delivered, I dressed and left all within 15 mins, I should have walked but sadly this time I didnt.

One of my many shit punts of late.



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Offline Jackinthebox22

Cheers Joe this review saved me some money and a shit experience so is much appreciated.

I was tempted by those photos today but thankfully decided against it!


Offline johnr1

Thanks Joe the photos would have had me tempted too, so thank god for UKP and your review it will have saved people a big mistake  :thumbsup:

Offline Joe Cocker

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Cheers Joe this review saved me some money and a shit experience so is much appreciated.

I was tempted by those photos today but thankfully decided against it!

Knowing what you like Jack you would not have enjoyed this girl, glad it was useful.
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Thanks Joe the photos would have had me tempted too, so thank god for UKP and your review it will have saved people a big mistake  :thumbsup:

Your welcome.
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