External Link/Members OnlyIncall; Paid £150 for 1 hour.
Date : Nov 2021
Location - Flat near Marble Arch, on the main road towards Edgeware; 5 min walk
Comms - Dialled 4-5 on my AW HL but no one responded.. desperation led to online search

.Called the agency; she was available and was asked to walk in 15 mins after.
Looks – Nothing like what the pics say - she is the same girl though .. albeit a lot shorter and a lot heavier .. no scars etc .. smooth skin with a but of tummy ..
Service - Rang the door bell , buzzed in. On the door is a drunk guy trying to get out .. the place reeks of smell you get from Soho walkups .. a tell tell sign that it is going nowhere..
The girl opens the door .. walks me in . No shower or water offered. Papers exchanged and things go downhill.
We undress and as soon as I touch, baby your hands are too cold .. right .. I'll hold the arse then .. ..as I get close .. baby, I don't kiss... this is my bad .. I should have read .. it's not on her likes .. but you can't even touch lips for £150

That said, she was in the right, as it was not on the likes ..
I mention 2 pops . "baby 1 hr , 1 pop" .. I should have walked then .. but you know the feeling when you are not thinking from where you should be and think from where you shouldn't be .. and if that thinking thing is hard .. I soldier on .. light hugging .. some pretend dance . on to the bed .. reaches out for condom.. I ask for OWO ( the one thing , I did check was ON the likes) .. " baby I don't do without condom"

I was fucking fuming .. on we go wtih OW .. no technique there is not even a 's' of sloppy .. I said .. take it a bit in .. .. "I can only do this much" .. Totally disinterested. OW done.. I am lying done .. call me pampered or whatever .. EVERY FUCKING time .. the girl takes the condom off .. she stands and look at me and says .."don't you want to go to the bathroom to clean up!"
I genuinely don't know .. what to say .. am I expecting too much .. well was made to march to bathroom to take it off .. wipe and come back ... Once I come back, she is alreadyon to the phone.. 2 mins go past .. she is still on the phone .. .. we are 25 min in . here .. I said .. are you going to be on the phone and she is like what else we can do .. and I said .. well you could give me a massage .. "SO in 1 hr, you want massage and fuck me" !

. She then proceeds to ask me , if I have wife and/or kids .. I replied, its something, I prefer no to answer and I am told , I am being rude to her

At this point, I say, I am done .. can I only do 30 mins .. " You can , but you won't get money back"
I dress up and walk out.
#WorstPuntEver
To Conclude:
Positives:
None
Negatives:
Trashy place
Trashy, shit, diabolical attitude
Trashy service. Don't do it, if you don't fucking like it .. don't just loot our money! .
Avoid like a plague.