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Last minute punt and as seems normal at current no other availability at my required time. Ad states Japanese and 22. I knew full well it would not be the girl in the ad, however, at £60 for 30 minutes it was a better bet than the local TCM where I would fork out £50-£60 above the £30 massage fee (if FS on offer).
Comms:
Called up and asked if available wth 1 hours notice told yes but send a WhatsApp. No idea why I was not just sent the post code. WhatsApp sent and got a reply stating size 8, 22 year old Japanese with long dark hair, price list and location.
Venue:
Large complex of flats near the station in St Albans. Got to address and sent message requesting flat number. No response tried again and told to wait. Asked how long no response so decided to walk. Got to the car and got a message with the address again. I responded I was there and got a message back saying I cant see you. I decided to walk back. getting constant messages like "are you kidding" got back to flat and saw Sandy peering out the window.
The Girl:
Was let in. Sandy is around 40ish small size 10 but not trim. Small a-b cups. She was wearing a teddy over tummy control pants
. Average looking. Not ugly, but would not turn heads.
The session:
Should have walked, however, at £60 with no alternative I decided to stay. Sandy indicated I strip and tried to help me, however, she is so short she could not reach to get my teeshirt off (I was standing). Got naked and lay on the bed for a very soft massage. Sandy had zero English so communication was non existent. after around 5 minutes turned over. on with the mac and around 5 minutes of OW. It was good with nice suction. then into cowgirl. after 5 minutes Sandy got tired and struggled to continue. Went into mish, she seemed in pain so added some lube and we continued. Again I don't know if it was pain or pleasure as communication with her was impossible. increased my pace and could see she was getting excited. I am sure she came. however, I was nowhere near. into doggy. put my thumb in her arse with got no objection so tried to stick my cock in but got pulled out before I even got close.
Carried on and came in the bag with slightly under 10 minutes left. Some more light massage before getting dressed and out. I normally like a shower, however, looking at the state of the place I thought best wait until I got home.
Kissing is also on the likes list, However, she keeps her mouth closed and does not reciprocate. In a way I am glad she did not as when she did open her mouth there was a really strong smell of garlic.
over all not the best punt I have had. I am glad I only spent £60. As I was getting dressed I asked how old she was. She got out google translate
Chinese-English. she then typed in to her calculator 28. Total bullshit unless she has a rare ageing disease.
Cons:
Bait and switch
Not attractive
Closer to 40 than 28
No English so no banter
Garlic breath
left waiting outside for 15 minutes
No parking (only permit) near flat
No kissing as advertised
Manky bathroom
Pros:
Took a pounding
Did not short change on time
I am recently finding the punting landscape a desert so welcome any recommendations for a good value GFE around the M1 between Northamptonshire and Watford.
