Author Topic: Deep tissue ,Swedish & Relaxing massage - Newport City Centre (Read 2192 times)

Hondaboy · « **on:** November 05, 2021, 03:04:53 pm »

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Saw this new ad and decided to toftt as I am a lover of wsws. Arrived outside her flat in city centre, buzzed in. Yes, she is Polish and fit. Massage started straight, but was on a bed and i was barely covered with a tiny towel. Approached the subject of extras, agreed a topless hr ... total cost £100 .. what followed ... well loads of dfk, loads of teasing swipes ... not everyone's cup of tea but bang on the money for me, left with a very empty sac

GingerNuts · « **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2021, 04:15:58 pm »

How long did you book for?

Hondaboy · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2021, 12:00:52 pm »

1 HOUR

Punting_Mad · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2021, 01:04:49 pm »

What is wsws please
Is it Polish for anything kinky?

stevesucks69 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2021, 02:14:30 pm »

Quote from: Punting_Mad on November 15, 2021, 01:04:49 pm

What is wsws please
Is it Polish for
anything kinky?

Will She Wont She

Punting_Mad · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2021, 03:58:21 pm »

Very odd...

houseboot · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2021, 04:23:31 pm »

Quote from: Punting_Mad on November 15, 2021, 03:58:21 pm

Very odd...

Perhaps you need to brush up on the abbreviations used in the massage game .... WSWS is the most common as if you go to see someone, without the benefit of a site like this, you will have no idea as to whether the massage will become sensual and conclude with a HE.

Punting_Mad · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2021, 05:38:02 pm »

Been on here a long time and that's the first time I've ever seen it..

houseboot · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2021, 06:04:26 pm »

Quote from: Punting_Mad on November 15, 2021, 05:38:02 pm

Been on here a long time and that's the first time I've ever seen it..

Some abbreviations here

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but interestingly WSWS not included.

Nor is another common one ... YMMV = your mileage may vary, i.e. the service you get maybe different from what the reviewer has got.

Cardiffguy · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2021, 06:06:16 pm »

Shite talk.. talk like a adult rather than a social-media teenager.. my 5pence

Punting_Mad · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2021, 06:08:05 pm »

+1
I've never ever seen them on an AW or Viva advert... And I've been punting a long time..

houseboot · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2021, 07:06:40 pm »

Quote from: Cardiffguy on November 15, 2021, 06:06:16 pm

Shite talk.. talk like a adult rather than a social-media teenager.. my 5pence

WSWS & YMMV are abbreviations like all the others on the Wiki link, e.g. OW, OWO

I'm not sure where "Rod of joy" fits into the whole scheme of things though

Must be some sort of adult speak.

Punting_Mad · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2021, 07:07:57 pm »

Well I for one won't be using them...

houseboot · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2021, 07:10:09 pm »

Quote from: Punting_Mad on November 15, 2021, 06:08:05 pm

+1
I've never ever seen them on an AW or Viva advert... And I've been punting a long time..

Why an earth would you expect WSWS or YMMV to appear on an AW or Viva advert?

They are not services the lady is offering ... they are a way of Reviewers describing the service to other punters.

houseboot · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2021, 07:20:14 pm »

Quote from: Punting_Mad on November 15, 2021, 07:07:57 pm

Well I for one won't be using them...

So you happily use BJ, VFM, HE, OMG, DFK, TOFTT .... and the difference is?

"Trouser snake" is that what "Cardiffguy" calls his "Rod of joy"?

I'm struggling with this adult speak you both use.

Cardiffguy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2021, 07:48:49 pm »

Quote from: houseboot on November 15, 2021, 07:20:14 pm

So you happily use BJ, VFM, HE, OMG, DFK, TOFTT .... and the difference is?

"Trouser snake" is that what "Cardiffguy" calls his "Rod of joy"?

I'm struggling with this adult speak you both use.

I can see where this is going and will just okay okay, whatever terms people like. As to 'Rod of Joy' I felt this could be universally understood

joninbristol · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2021, 10:10:27 pm »

Quote from: Cardiffguy on November 15, 2021, 07:48:49 pm

I can see where this is going and will just okay okay, whatever terms people like. As to 'Rod of Joy' I felt this could be universally understood

I once knew a Rod of Joy's Green in Gloucestershire, just over the border, wonder if he was the same fella.....
Valleys lad mind, I'd not say he was universally understood !

Jimjam94 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2021, 01:39:53 pm »

Tempted by this one, what was her body like?

Hondaboy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2021, 11:16:09 am »

slim and fit

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Author Topic: Deep tissue ,Swedish & Relaxing massage - Newport City Centre (Read 2192 times)