Very infrequent punter, I have not done the deed in some time, but thought id share the outcome as i found this site helpful (historically) I am sure I missed something but ce la vie.
Being in the area, and following some positive / neutral reviews I decided to give Natasha a plunge. As i write this I cannot believe I was this stupid
especially taking certain reviews as accurate.
NAME: Natasha Baby
Link to profile/ad:
External Link/Members OnlyContact: as on profile
Area: Farringdon
Contracted Rates: GBP140 (1h) + extras owo 20 anal 40
Nationality: Romanian
Age: 30+
Piercing/Tattoos: some tattoos, clearly lasering off some, faded in general.
Kissing: I did not try
Smoker: I did not notice
OWO: This was charged for, but to call it oral would be disrespectful to vowels and constants.
Anal: Yes this was charge for, gave up before / as i got there as the vibe was so bad.
Bareback: No
Natural/Fake breasts: fake
Face: 5, she had her war mask on, still pretty ropey, but if she had some service would be passable.
Body: 1, at least compared to her advertise pics, the hill is very much behind her and she is plunging below sea level now.
Service: 1/10. It is impossible to rate this lower, it was so bad i left after 28 minutes of walking in (took 10 minutes to even get her in the room, usual time wasting tactics) , did not even bother asking about cash as I could not be fucked with the argument and even more negative vibes / experience.
Recommended: I mean, if you want to have a lighter wallet and generally feel like you have wasted your time, sure!
Repeat: Honestly, even If you were paying me her rates i think id struggle to find wood for her.
Natasha's coms are very good, she speaks English well (for a rom), hence deciding to plunge. Beyond this, its all downhill.
Arrived took a shower, she came in (after i text her after 10 minutes lol) she was pleasant enough (as a rom can be) but technically incompetent. she did about 3 seconds of oral (touching the tip with her lips?) before trying to rubber me up (booked and hour as not a fan of rushing). Politely asked her to continue what she passed for oral, she continued but she said she was horny to fuck, I hope this was the case so she went for cowgirl. She could not handle me cowgirl, so we tried doggy, even less luck, mish i was allowed the tip while she shoved her feet into my hips like mma guard.
At this point i was really struggling to enjoy myself. I do not consider myself particularly large so previous punters who received "good hammerings" must be micro endowed or on the take....
She then suggested anal (this was probably 15 minutes into the hour) and "i cum" on and on. As you can imagine Anal was even less enjoyable than trying to tip fuck her pussy in full guard, so i called time on it. From arrival to leaving was 28 minutes (minutes 10 minutes waiting). so very successful engagement for her though she did seem shocked that someone would just call time on her tricks and seem very put out. I tried to be nice and say it was me not you, in hindsight i wish id been more honest.
While the money is important to me, and being rolled for 200 is certainly not a nice feeling, i share this review because if you are reading these words, then just don't do it and move on. I am highly dubious of previous reviews and even as P&D unless you got a chipolata there is literally no point. She is so far done she might as well be taking pension payouts. Please please move on! I will be as plain as i can, if you read this and you still see her you must be a masochist
Ps if anyone can suggest an attractive and willing young woman who is not shit (Im bored of Veronica
) id welcome the help cause I don't want to end on this experience.
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