Was skeptical about this one considering her no show reviews but I hadn't seen her in the Heathrow area before and thought I'd take a 'punt' pardon the pun.
Rang her and she had a lovely Scottish accent and we agreed a time at a hotel on Bath Rd.
Comms - Her time keeping is annoying and enough to think you're being played or set up for a no show / catfish.
I get to the hotel and she tells me to ring her back in 10 mins.
10 mins pass, she wants a few more mins so I tell her that I'm going to give it 2 mins, and if I don't hear back from her I'm leaving - that seemed to put her arse into gear as she rang back quite soon after and told me to come to the "Xth" floor, but didn't tell me the room number and just hung up. I hated this - especially because her phone manner sucked I didn't want to be ringing and waiting around in corridors for her pimp or others to scope me out.
I got to the 7th and after a few calls she answreed and told me the door number to which I approached....knocked.....no answer....knocked again...no answer, yet I can hear her moving around inside. Knocked again and she says "give me a few minutes through the door" - At this point I should've walked - the red flags are there - but like many of us, even when we see red flags, we just want to pursue it.
Evenutally she opens the door and lets me in.
Now, she's not the girls in the photos obviously, but she was OK looking - far from ugly, but no head turner. She had quite a traditional Indian look and feel about her.
From the first moment, she was quite cold and very corporate. Stood there and said, How long for, let me know, and once you've given me the money you can use the bathroom. It felt straight away like this was going to go south, but because she wasn't too bad looking, I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt - I'd been having a shit run with punts, so this one would make no difference if it was crap.
I agreed services and I knew from the start that there was no OWO, but we agreed on FK and she said she does this (turns out she doesn't, she just said what she needed to get the money off me)
Start of the punt, she offered me a massage - being only a 30 minute one, I thought it would be OK to have a quick one but it felt like such a time wasting tactic. The massage was obviously shit, just light brushes up and down my back with no attention to anything else.
I turn over and try to initiate a kiss but she's having none of it. Then she just starts going "I'm your secretary, we're on a lunch break, we have to have fun before someone sees us" - Now I'm all for role play, this was so lame I could've just laughed in her face. I didn't ask for any role play, I didn't want to engage in it, I just wanted my dick sucked and to be fucked.
She doesn't know how to put a condom on, you have to do it for her.
She started giving me OW, which was OK at best, but after 30 secs she gave up and started to go back to this weird secretary role play.
I told her to ocntinue with the BJ, so she climbed on top of me and put her tits in my face. I asked her to continue with the BJ, but it's like she was deaf to it because she didn't want to. She then said "I'm going to play with myself in front of you and she began to masturbate"
It wasn't sexy, because it just felt I wasn't getting what I wanted and she wasn't listening.
Before I knew it she said "10 minutes left" to which my reply was, let's just end it here, this is a shit show and I'm not enjoying it.
All of a sudden she seemed confused and asked why.
I told her I thought her role play was a bit weird to which her reply was "lots of guys like it and ask for it so I do it all the time" to which I said "I didn't ask for this though, did I, I wanted a GFE experience with kissing and stuff and you didn't do that"
she then had the cheek to say "but we did have a kiss at the beginning" as if that justifies a GFE.
I didn't bother to fuck her as I wasn't even hard and couldn't be bothered at this point. I just got dressed, made small talk and left.
Absolute waste of time - save your money.
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