I have visited this place many times in the past when it was under the management of Jasmine (who spoke with a lisp) and was often looked after by Jasmine aka Jun Jun etc etc. New advert appeared:
External Link/Members Only: Thought I would give it a try.
Don't know where to start with the review or how to rate it! Turned up without an appointment and was met by Yu Yu who turned out to be "boss woman". That was about the extent of her english. She was fat (estimated weight 12 stones - sorry, don't do metric) about 50+ years old and wearing a frilly skirt. Very strange.
The first 5 minutes were spent in both of us groping each other with Yu Yu thrusting her arse into my groin with comments "you sexy, you sexy!"
I then stripped off and she started with the worst massage I've ever had. She mainly pressed down on me and then proceeded to sit on my back and arse (remember she is 12 stones).. She then got some heated hot stones and gave me a hot stone massage (nice). Whilst I was on my front there were a few reach unders, but nothing much.
Turn over time came and the immortal words "B2B". Thought why not although I didn't fancy her one bit. She stripped off revealing a large gut and very small tits. I asked for a blow job and agreed on £10. She then scrambled around for a condom and I told her I wanted owo. This horrified her and she suggested fucky fucky. Who was i to disagree. She sat astride me and gave me one of the best slow shags I've had. One of the strangest events then happened. She stopped and leant forward over me. She didn't move but after a few minutes I felt the sap rising and without any further movement I shot my load into the bag. Don't know how this happened.
She dismounted and finished with a further massage.
On my way out she offered me a choice of as much fruit as I wanted from a bowl in reception and also a few sweets and biscuits.
A very strange visit.
This could easily have been a Negative (very poor massage) but getting a shag and refreshments I upgraded it. As stated her language is atrocious (she didn't write the ad). I turned up with out an appointment and was seem immediately. She was the only person working and there were no phone calls whilst I was there (mid-afternoon). Can't see this place surviving as there are better establishments nearby.
