Punt happened last week and I should’ve read the last 2 reviews before booking
– one of the worst punts I’ve had
She is nothing like the pictures – way way fatter with lots of tattoos, crooked teeth and a just generally a shit attitude
Think she used to call herself Unique Sarah or Polish Sarah beforehand.
External Link/Members Only Comms: which is the only positive about the entire experience.
Price: £80 / 30 mins (was going to go for CIM but decided against it when I saw her face)
Location: In call at a basement terraced flat on a side street near Sadlers Wells. Shower and towel provided and were fine.
First impression (aka the 3 B’s):
Boat –
4/10; Bod –
4/10; Bants:
4/10.
The biggest disappointment for me was her face – fat with a double chin and crooked teeth
which made worry about having that mouth anywhere near me. Her body was nothing like any of the photos – she has lots of tattoos everywhere which I don’t usually mind but hers were terrible. Her English is fine but I’ve struggled having to force a conversation and just given up.
Services: 4/10OWO, LFK, several positions (covered).
The action: felt rushed as soon as I walked through the door – quick to get into the room, quick taking a shower and quick into the LFK and OWO. The latter lasted the whole of 30 seconds so I’ve told her to suck more which she did… for another 30 seconds…
I said let's continue - said to me she’d opened the condom and wants to get going as I’ve only booked 30 mins. Couldn’t be asked arguing and told her to go on top which wasn’t the worst riding I've seen but again rushed after about 5 minutes and demanded we do doggy "so you come now bbbbaby"
Again not in a mood to argue switched to doggy for a little while but the fake moans and the cellulite on her legs and arse did nothing for me - I nearly lost the boner completely. Switched to mish to try and finish but she kept pushing me away with her hands and legs as soon as I picked up the pace – nearly lost the boner again but managed to focus and finish in the bag.
The chat after: practically non existent as I didn’t force any conversation and I was out of there within 20 incl 2 swift washes.
Conclusion: obviously no chance of a return – the girl doesn’t have to be a stunner but the rushing and the misleading photos made this a definite negative for me.
Topic: ~Polish_Candy_Exotic – Clerkenwell (Read 1051 times)