This meet happened Sunday 31st October and decided to go following Yellowman review.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=326609.0Booked an hour at £45 via receptionist whose name is Natalie. As previously mentioned she does not perform massages but based on her looks, command of English and great personality I wish she did. Arrived on time at 12.00 and was asked to wait. There were 2 therapists working, Song and Justine. Song may have been person covered in the previous review. Typical plump milfy Thai wearing the mandatory uniform. Justine black statuesque, mid 30's and quite easy on the eye. I drew the short straw and got Song and was ushered into the room at 12.15. Not sure why the delay because I heard them chatting for 10 minutes before they appeared.
What followed was a pretty poor massage, an endless swirling action using copious amounts of oil. There was a bit of banter suggesting more might be on offer but on the turnover at about 25 minutes it was just a repeat of the same poor massage I had already experienced. I popped the question to which she replied "this is a professional massage place but I will do hj for £50" I burst out laughing and after 2 minutes of back and forth I decided to call it a day. Was shown to the shower room and on my way out I spoke to the receptionist to express my displeasure at the initial delay, poor quality massage and asked for a refund. I was given £10 back and left vowing never to return.
Another example of attempted "piss take" pricing. Would not have minded if the massage was good, because you win some and you lose some, but this was a joke experience.
