Amba - 60 West Street Massage Parlour - Bristol

[BillyPoison]

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I've always wondered why I've never visited this place before. Today I found out.

So 2 other establishments I visit were both low staffed and maxed out on the day so I thought I'd give this place a try.

On the day the only option was 45 mins no less and limited to one lady Amba. She walked in with heels and although not really my bag I was ruled by my other brain to go with her.

Amba was about 5ft tall of possibly African origin with long coloured wavey hair. I handed over the money £100 quid at the door and marched on up the stairs. Amba wouldn't discuss extras until I was undressed and ready for action.

I'm going to keep this short. She wanted £60 for oral without. F***k that. Then the haggling began. We ended up agreeing £50 for owo kissing ro and protected sex.

She must have a very short memory as she asked later if I gave her another £20 I could lick her pussy. Even though I'd already paid for "everything" I'd decided I wasn't going there anyway. Kissing was a peck on the lips, the kind your mum gave you at infant school saying goodbye. This women was actually drinking coffee during the punt would you believe so pecking was awful too. Owo lasted about 5 mins then the condom went on. Sex was crap as she kept saying I had a huge dick ( which I haven't ) so I couldn't go deep. All the tricks we know followed to keep my strokes short.

I made it quite clear to her, the services were crap and I would go elsewhere in future. She said it was a free world and I could go anywhere I please. So Amba you may have mislead me and just about mugged me of £50. But listen up 60 west street, this fake just lost you a potential customer and possibly others that read this.

So guys I would rather slam my dick in a cupboard door than visit this place again. In and out in 30mins.

Take heed and stay away.
Rant over.

BP 

[MAK900]

Good man
Shit service but top notch review to guide others away

[ciderhead]

Only been to this place once years ago  the ladies available were definitely not to my liking so walked never to return

[victor989]

Bloody hell. She sounds terrible and only wanting to extract as much money as possible
from you. I have also never been to this place before but thought it might be interesting to
punt somewhere different. I won't bother now. Anyway I would incur a charge for driving
there because of the Bristol Clean Air Zone.

[southern punter]

I have had a few 'neutral almost verging on good' visits here in years past but most recently it's been 'neutral verging on bad' or plain bad.  Not this bad but fairly bad.  Maximum extras inflation and minimum enthusiasm.  I think this review confirms it's off my list for the foreseeable, thanks

[joninbristol]

Thanks for the review matey 

Won't be going there any time soon if that's the standard of the people they employ there.
Another potential customer lost. £££££

[pythondan]

Weird that the shortest appointment they offer is 45 minutes although, judging by the OP's experience, the reality is a 30 minute service.

[Jonlove69]

I went there a couple of years ago. Awful place with an Awful girl.

I don’t know how this place survives.

[GoodLookinGuy]

I had a very similar experience a couple of months ago. Went to Bath Road Massage but every girl was occupied so thought I'd give it a go as had been before many many years ago when it was under it's old name and had some good punts there. This was terrible though. With the dress on in reception the available girl didn't look too bad. However in the room suddenly appeared very tired, like she's been working for 2 days and when sat down had a real, what looked like a beer belly on her. Didn't at all fancy sex with her so got a quick HJ and left as quickly as possible. Did think of doing a review but couldn't remember the girls name.