Effy, HOD - Victoria

[maybe]

was heading to london a 3 weeks ago or so and effy caught my eye. So i booked the day before and confirmed on the day. For the rosta of the dau, she tickled my fancy the most ...

£80 - 30 mins - OWO, Multiple Positions, CIM, Fingers ok, no kissing though - Hod

About 30 minutes before my arranged punt i thought i'd take a look here and see the reviews for additional info. Although a little late, it never hurts. So her hair is now black, alright, no biggie. Prefer blonde, but dark hair is ok. She is still skinny.

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When i arrive, i'm told to wait in the toilet due to social distancing and i ask for a towel and have a shower. After wards i meet efft and  literally have the 'hmmm' face on. Dark hair, ok expected. Super skinny compared to photos ... barely ok, tattoos removed disclaimer, but literally all body full of them ... i don't mind them as generally. Are the photos and this girl even the same ....

Then i think back at effy's photos and start thinking that i could look sexy if this legendary photographer did some photos for me !

Anyhow i decide to carry on, despite how differnt she looked, she still looked good with a goth look. She is polite and easy to talk to. We had a little conversation at the start and little giggle about the photos and then started soon after. Maybe the punt was a bit earlier and she wasn't fully awake, she seemed a little out of it. Maybe a night out the previous night? Unsure.

We start with OWO and it was so good! it was wet, but she was gagging a little. I'm not so big that you need to gag, maybe its just part of the gig, but it felt really good, so i let her go for a bit longer and i wasn't complaining. Sometimes she switched to using hands and i couldn't tell the difference unless i was looking at her, then she go give me more head.

We then put one on, and she started with cowgirl. Was ok, but soon switched to missionary and one thing with skinny girls, they always feel tighter. So i'm happily pounding in all positions, legs on shoulders, legs togethe, legs kaboo.

When we switched to doggy, there was a very very slight occasional unsavory smell. I don't usually do 69 so i don't know if it was from downstarirs, the floor or something else, but i definitely didn't notice it before then. In the end i didn't confirm where it came from and switched back to missionary.

Not long after i laid down on bed for the final climax which to me, was also a little strange. After a little quick clean we go back to owo and this time she didn't switch to her hand but she did keep making gagging noise, my member was quite ..... wet and sloppy. It was a different experience and when I did come, she didn't keep it in and just let it go all over me. It was a different experience but still a great climax.

So after a short clean up and shower (which was semi blocked this time) we said a few nice words and she showed me out with a smile. A good service overall with everything as advertised being offered.

Would I return : Maybe as a goth type, no if i was looking for a blonde.

[erutico]

Thank you for your review, You're describing the appearence to almost be a B&S right? That's unfortunate

You're describing a pretty good sloppy blowjob, gagging noises and massive mess, letting the cum just cover you after you cum is a great feeling imo.

The feeling I'm getting from your review was that the service was a neutral at best. And the smell worries me!

[maybe]

I had a good time. All serviced were offered. I would leave it as a positive.

Now that you mention it…I didn’t think of it like that.  It was almost like a b & s!

[Shadow314]

...i'm told to wait in the toilet due to social distancing

That's a new line from them reality will be punters backing up.

Effy's pictures here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319382.0
One more recent one, and I also thought the non-studio ones are a better representation of her.  Not B&S though, they are all of her.

[magnetico]

That's a new line from them reality will be punters backing up.

This "social distancing" started long before covid indeed.
Just the consequence of back-to-back bookings.

[simon07]

Wish she might come to Milton Keynes on day? 

[MysteryManNo.7]

Wish she might come to Milton Keynes on day? 

Don't get your hopes up. She has worked at HOD since at least 2018, was my first ever punt, and has never once worked anywhere other than HOD AFAIK. She is (or at least used to be) one of their most popular girls.

[maybe]

This "social distancing" started long before covid indeed.
Just the consequence of back-to-back bookings.

 

[roypunter]

I have seen Effy a few times in hope that it gets better as I love skinny girls.

She is just way too boring, not very hygienic, there is always smell and never fresh.
If you book a 30 minutes session, she wants you out in 20. 5 minutes before and after the punt are pretty much gone as soon as you enter this place. Effy is a big disappointment though, very very skinny with a skeleton face & stinky!! Would never return and not recommended at all. 

[PLeisure]

I have seen Effy a few times in hope that it gets better as I love skinny girls.

She is just way too boring, not very hygienic, there is always smell and never fresh.
If you book a 30 minutes session, she wants you out in 20. 5 minutes before and after the punt are pretty much gone as soon as you enter this place. Effy is a big disappointment though, very very skinny with a skeleton face & stinky!! Would never return and not recommended at all.

Why haven't you reviewed her in the six+ years you've been a member here?   

[Meursault]

I had a good time. All serviced were offered. I would leave it as a positive.

Now that you mention it…I didn’t think of it like that.  It was almost like a b & s!

Thanks OP
I reviewed her a while back and kissing was allowed and ok.
I agree that the tattoos were an unwelcome surprise.
She's a festival/Glastonbury style girl which has its ups and down I guess.
I found her attractive (except the tattoos) chilled and friendly but she could have done with scrubbing her feet and a spray of something nice.
Don't recall any really nasty odours though.

[magnetico]

When we switched to doggy, there was a very very slight occasional unsavory smell. I don't usually do 69 so i don't know if it was from downstarirs, the floor or something else, but i definitely didn't notice it before then. In the end i didn't confirm where it came from and switched back to missionary.

Unlikely to be the floor...