Author Topic: Oriental VIP Bristol (Southmead)  (Read 1229 times)

Offline Johnjones2018

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Definitely the worst punt of my life. Spoke on the phone was then sent a text saying to call her when Parked near a church in Southmead. Very random, there was a small Chinese man who doesn’t speak English waiting by the door who leads you in. Should have walked then but had already driven 30 mins in traffic. He disappears again walk upstairs into a very basic room where a very average looking Chinese lady is. Room is quite dark I hand over the cash £70 30 mins, she makes it a bit lighter in the room and she is now below average. Takes off her clothes Bit of a belly, face not pretty at all, and Pubic hair to rival don kings head.

Gives a very very bad massage which is barely a massage for ten minutes basically just pinching me. Tells me to turn, 2 minutes of OW, boring/awful technique of just licking the end really, tells me to fuck her we try her on top first but says that hurts her then me on top but says that hurts her and then doggy which she says hurts her the most, I’m not sure it really did but all the while she’s saying “cmon baby cum” eventually finish in doggy clean up and get changed, walked back down the stairs considering retiring from punting for a while after that.

Don’t waste your money. What makes it worse is I asked via text what the girl looks like as I knew the pics on the profile would be fake and was sent two pictures via what’s app of an attractive Asian girl, pictures which definitely had not been taken from google, I asked again is this the girl in the pictures and the reply was “yes” 100 percent negative from me nothing VIP about it

Offline houseboot

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 You posted in "Escort Review" but one of the Forum Helpers has moved it to "Massage Review" .... correct based on your "Title" but not based on your "Description of service".

The advert says "Tantric massage" but did you book expecting massage/HE or FS?

If the latter, I'll delete the "Massage" bit in the title and move it back.

Offline Johnjones2018

Yeah I copied the title as advertised on vivastreet but there is definitely no tantric massage on offer. This is a full service offer. Hope that helps

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Yeah I copied the title as advertised on vivastreet but there is definitely no tantric massage on offer. This is a full service offer. Hope that helps

Thanks

I've removed the "Tantric" & "massage" from the title and moved it back to "Escort Review"
« Last Edit: October 21, 2021, 05:18:05 pm by houseboot »

Offline SWAaron

This sounds familiar to service I had in Peterborough a few years ago. Little Chinese man outside directing punters and terrible service to follow.

Don't give up yet, keep punting.

Offline Jonlove69

Thanks for your review.

Made me laugh that you talk about the church and then don’t provide where the meet was. Sounds like you had sex in the church.

Please at say three Hail Marys and give yourself a good whipping.