Time of visit:
Week commencing 7 October, late afternoon. In the height of the petrol fiasco so i got an uber there and back.
Link:
External Link/Members OnlyComms:
Quick response to whatsapp request for availability. Price list of £90 for B2B or Tantric or Lingam massage (£70 for half hour). Never really understood the difference but said fine. No suggestion of additional services and i didnt ask.
Venue:
Serviced apartment off Park Lane in central croydon. Suspect its a usual daily hire for Poles/Roms in Croydon as they can be done and home in time for TOWIE. On the corner but fairly discrete. Portable massage table so not the most comfortable.
Girl:
Short Polish girl. Late twenties, maybe early thirties. Brunette. Few tattoos. Size 12 I would say. Pretty in a girl next door kinda way. Was wearing a simple black dress. Natural boobs. D cup i would say. Very friendly and pleasant. Made to feel at ease immediately. Good English. Talked alot about the petrol crisis at the time but stopped when she could tell I wasn't really that interested.
Cost:
£90 for one hour b2b.
Service:
Very good relaxing massage. Obviously had some training as it felt great. Definitely not deep tissue, more just relaxing. No real RUs or CCs for first 30 mins then a quick feel of my tackle then and 10 mins of very oily body slides as an amouse bouche before i flipped over. Few more body slides then focused on my winkie. Slides were nice but i could see she was looking out of the window when doing it so probably thinking about what she needed to buy at tescos on her way home. Finished me off, I had a shower and then I left. Bit miffed as was in and out in 45 mins. I normally like to scarper when my work is done but at least would like to be offered say a foot or head massage to use up remaining time. Allowed touching but I didn't try another too extreme so not sure boundaries.
Verdict:
Positive as she was a nice girl, nice vibe and overall an enjoyable experience. Would I return? Probably not as there are plenty of other Poles working their magic in Croydon but still recommended to others.
