External Link/Members OnlyActually found details on AW, can’t find it now but this is the place and number.
COMMS
Phoned ahead (from a busy London office) at first the voice sounded like a man. Doing my best Alan Partridge impersonation “you sound like a man, are you sure you’re a woman?” She cleared her throat, confirmed rate (£100/hr), which sounded too good to be true, then sent text confirming location.
LOCATION
Ground floor flat near Edgeware Underground.
MEET
11/10/21 £100/1hr
Attractive young (mid 20s?) girl opened door – greeted with scene from Trainspotting, bodies everywhere (in different rooms). I was given the choice between the young girl who answered the door and a larger girl emerging from one of the rooms – chose the young girl.
Moved to the room, given rules: no kissing, only protected BJ and protected FS, handed over notes. Then bad attitude kicked in. She set her phone to play loud bhangra music, got me to lie face up on the bed, applied the rubber using her mouth but wouldn’t let me touch her. She asked what position: I said her on top, she then said: no you on top (WTF!). Started in mish, every time I thrusted she pushed me away with her hand. Now, I wouldn’t want to hurt someone, so I asked what the problem was, was I going too deep? The answer was something about pushing (which in my book forms part of the act). Wouldn’t let me move her legs, touch her tits. So I requested doggy. She flipped over, and her hand stopped me again. At this point the bhangra changed to a documentary about Afro-Caribbean culture in 1950s London – I can’t remember much about the punt but I can quote large parts of the documentary (your honour). Then asked for HJ to get it over with – she was a bit confused but agreed (although insisted on keeping the rubber in place), filled the bag and got dressed. Her attitude changed again, very pleasant, quite chatty, comes from Brazil, in London 2 years, said I was the first customer of the day.
One to avoid.