Preamble: Been on my HL for a while, love a milf with fake titties. Hungarian as well, win-win! Finally pulled the trigger after coming across this review -
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=271515.msg2776230#msg2776230 - which features her old profile and had some face pics embedded. More than a little bit out of the way for me, but a cheap one so thought it was worth the trek.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £60 for 30 mins
Services: Massage, DFK, OW, (attempted) mish
Comms: I'd texted a while back and got nothing back. Tried again more recently and still no reply, so called up and had a nice chat. I always ask whether they see clients of my complexion and got the all clear. (Later realised it wasn't actually Stefani I was talking to...). All good on the day, booked, got the address and made my way. Called when I got to the close and was given building number, then had to call again when outside the building for flat number.
Location: A lot of you will be familiar with it. I wasn't... Easy to find the little close, but I got a bit lost actually finding the right building. For anyone who hasn't been before, there is a map on the side of one of the buildings to the right when you enter the close. Felt well sussed walking around as it was a nice hot day and a few residents were plotting outside their buildings. Anyway, found it in the end and all was well, but it did stress me out a bit. Small flat, "fit for purpose"... Decent shower, and all the usual basic working flat facilities. I caught a bus from Harrow & Wealdstone (340 I think) but you can also get an H12 from Stanmore. Equidistant from both stations I'd say.
What's she like? Pics are accurate, slim, not much of an arse, decent fake boobies, not stunning but pretty in a milfy/mature way. Friendly, but immediately apologised for her grasp of English, which I must say was pretty bad and contributed to the difficulties we had during the punt. I was horny for her though.
The service: Started off with a massage, which was nice as I felt a bit stressed after having difficulty finding her building. Minimal chat, massage was al-right, nothing to write home about. Asked her to focus on one of my shoulder blades as it's been giving me jip, again, she did al-right with that. I wasn't hard when I flipped over, but she straddled me, caressing my chest/abs and I pulled her in for a snog and a suckle of those titties, which got me excited. She went vertical again and looked down at my cock, "Oh, it's BIG!... Errr, I'm, errrr, my pussy small" she says. "Ah... ok" I reply. Then we have a very awkward exchange where she's trying to explain that big cocks are not good for business, especially when she has a small pussy. I try to explain that I'm aware and I'll be gentle, but I'm not sure she understands. She also tells me that, if I'd have said I've got a big one when I did the booking then she wouldn't have gone ahead.
Right... slight stalemate. Awkwaaarrrrddd.
Eventually got into a bit of OW, good technique. Decent suction, takes it quite deep at times, definitely knows what she's doing. More snogging, then she says she'll do more OW and 'little bif of sex' at the end. "OK..." I respond. All the way through I'm smiling and positive. Luckily I'm a really positive mood at the moment, and I was enjoying her body/kissing/oral, so I wasn't going to let the cock issue get me down.
Anyway, the sex part was poor. I entered her, going very slowly and gently, picked up the pace very slightly as I was so horny, but she put her fingers there to limit the depth and her face was a picture of displeaure. After a couple of minutes I started wilting, such a boner killer, and asked her if she was uncomfortable, she didn't understand. Asked "Are you in pain?", she didn't understand. "Are you OKAY?", she kinda got what I was saying but it was awkward and took me right out of my aroused state. So I stopped and pulled my now flaccid cock out. She was very apologetic, so can't fault her on that and I was disapponited but also understanding.
So gave up on that, had some more OW, then a bit of a handjob and finally finished myself off with her top of me snogging my face off.
Stunted chat as I got dressed, and on the way out she apologised again (for the 50th time) and said, "Maybe see you later?", to which I laughed. It's not her fault I have a big one and she has a small one, but overall the punt was just not that great: She was nice enough and I fancied her, but the poor English made things a lot more difficult than they needed to be. The massage was meh, OW alright, basically no sex and overall a neutral. I left happy but that's more down to my general positive outlook than the service itself.
Summary: Pretty average service that would have been much improved if we'd have been able to communicate with one another. If your cock is "normal" sized (as she said) then you'll probably get a better service than me.
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