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Offline kingmg

I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2021, 06:54:11 pm by kingmg »

Offline Bertiebeenthere

I had a wank over my ex wife earlier, I know it's wrong but I still have the keys

Offline alabama1

I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.
Thanks for that mate, i am sure the vast majority of punters on here will be hanging on your every word over the coming days after this explosive revelation, your brain having awakened after being dormant for 3 years. Top man  :thumbsup: Bikerman, be scared, you have a worthy rival !
« Last Edit: October 14, 2021, 07:08:31 pm by alabama1 »

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I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.
Do you ask them to take their clothes off or do you provide a sowester.  :sarcastic:

You wanna be careful they don’t bring charges of sexual harassment.

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I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.
What has you wanking over civvies got to do with punting.   :unknown:

Offline hullad

And here's me thinking all the wankers where at petrol stations  :crazy:

Offline sparkus

What has you wanking over civvies got to do with punting.   :unknown:

Unless it's literally bukkake :D

Offline Thephoenix


         ******I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues********

or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.

           ******Can you clarify please*****.....

(a)  You need to specify your place of work eg Supermarket (at the checkout)?, news reader (on air)? etc.

(b)  If you work in an office, do your colleagues consent to your activities, or do you just creep up on them unawares?

(c)  Does it include your boss?

(d). Does it affect your productivity?

Offline Thephoenix

We've had a bit of fun responding, but going back to your original post....

I'm sure most of us have wanked to many different scenarios over the years.
I notice you're in your twenties.
When us oldens were your age we didn't have porn so we relied on our imagination which could include anyone we chose.......work colleagues, friends, Bridget Bardot, even old Aunt Mabel with the massive tits.
We might even fantasize about our girlfriends, wives shagging other blokes.

My guess is that since the introduction of porn we've not needed to use our imagination, and more and more relied on porn, eventually reaching the stage when we become reliant on it to climax.

So you wank away while you can to anything you like. Your imagination is limitless.

Offline Romeo Sensini

What has you wanking over civvies got to do with punting.   :unknown:

To be fair, it is in Off Topic.

But I'm curious, does OP mean like secretively wanking over a birds ass whilst on the bus?
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To be fair, it is in Off Topic.

But I'm curious, does OP mean like secretively wanking over a birds ass whilst on the bus?
Until I moved it it was in General discussion of UK Escorts and Massage so the question stands as far as the OP is concerned.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2021, 11:24:38 am by daviemac »

Offline stevedave

But I'm curious, does OP mean like secretively wanking over a birds ass whilst on the bus?

I imagine more like having a look at their Facebook or Instagram and rubbing one out over pictures of them in a bikini on holiday.

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I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.
Really dodgy post IMO.

Offline Ghost89

Really dodgy post IMO.

Possibly but I think I get what he means by it. Porn stars are generally unobtainable. Everyday people like colleagues/friends can represent a more realistic fantasy.

Offline Romeo Sensini

Possibly but I think I get what he means by it. Porn stars are generally unobtainable. Everyday people like colleagues/friends can represent a more realistic fantasy.

Can relate to that. I find amateur/homemade stuff more interesting than pro porn.

Offline Fugly

Creepy post

You've been a member since 2018 and you've contributed one two-line review to this forum. You clearly punt fairly regularly from your posts. Would it be too much trouble for you  to contribute to the forum in the way that most of the rest of us do?

Offline Stevelondon

We've had a bit of fun responding, but going back to your original post....

I'm sure most of us have wanked to many different scenarios over the years.
I notice you're in your twenties.
When us oldens were your age we didn't have porn so we relied on our imagination which could include anyone we chose.......work colleagues, friends, Bridget Bardot, even old Aunt Mabel with the massive tits.
We might even fantasize about our girlfriends, wives shagging other blokes.

My guess is that since the introduction of porn we've not needed to use our imagination, and more and more relied on porn, eventually reaching the stage when we become reliant on it to climax.

So you wank away while you can to
anything you like. Your imagination is limitless.

Thank god for the underwear section (ladies) in those Freeman catalogs  :D

Offline Marmalade

I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.

Wrong forum. You need the River Widening and Masturbation forum.

Offline A Decent Fist

           ******Can you clarify please*****.....

(a)  You need to specify your place of work eg Supermarket (at the checkout)?, news reader (on air)? etc.

(b)  If you work in an office, do your colleagues consent to your activities, or do you just creep up on them unawares?

(c)  Does it include your boss?

(d). Does it affect your productivity?

I'll grab any excuse to post this kind of porn:

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Offline Colston36

Only if they keep still with legs and mouths open

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Possibly but I think I get what he means by it. Porn stars are generally unobtainable. Everyday people like colleagues/friends can represent a more realistic fantasy.
Maybe, but I read "I like to wank over women I know from work and friends of my wife using Facebook pictures a visual aid".  With laws against revenge porn and upskirting it's not the smartest thing to post given the whole #metoo movement.

Offline Bikerman

Thanks for that mate, i am sure the vast majority of punters on here will be hanging on your every word over the coming days after this explosive revelation, your brain having awakened after being dormant for 3 years. Top man  :thumbsup: Bikerman, be scared, you have a worthy rival !
Blooming heck.....im in awe of this chap.. i doff my cap....
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Offline Payyourwaymate

No, I don't know any civvy women that are prettier than women I have sampled. Waste of time, would rather wank to porn or punt.

Offline sparkus

To answer OP's absurd/mendacious question, wanking over a civvy is both relatable (a situation you're more likely to be in than in a porn film) and possibly achieveable (a woman you're more likely to come into contact with than a porn actress) and therefore more attractive to the human brain as an immediate fantasy. 

Sadly I can't see myself being tugged off by a busty Japanese nurse or randomly encountering a pack of horny moms and daughters in my lifetime...

Offline Bonker

Prompted by the original post, I decided to give it a go. Failed miserably, couldn't get a hard on. Can the OP advise, Is it me or my job?

I see my colleagues' tits all the time and get my hands on them. But no joy.

I'm a dairy farmer.

Offline PepelePew

Prompted by the original post, I decided to give it a go. Failed miserably, couldn't get a hard on. Can the OP advise, Is it me or my job?

I see my colleagues' tits all the time and get my hands on them. But no joy.

I'm a dairy farmer.

So when you say you get a creaming, it's in a different sense?  :D

Offline myothernameis

I prefer to wank over civvie work colleagues or close female friends (social media) it gets me off more than porn.

Have you told them yet

Offline FiveKnuckles

sounds too creepy to pull up a work colleagues pic and have a toss.  best I can do is imagine taking so-so out for a drink and how we'd end up in bed (Mish & doggy) and drop asleep.  probably to much respect to imagine BJ, facials etc.
so for me,  I'd rather wank to porn.  the girl will be much much hotter, 'porn dirty' and do things I don't expect from a work colleague.   

perhaps my work colleagues dream about me taking them out and giving me a full PSE  :wacko:    dream on!

Offline sparkus

sounds too creepy to pull up a work colleagues pic and have a toss.  best I can do is imagine taking so-so out for a drink and how we'd end up in bed (Mish & doggy) and drop asleep.  probably to much respect to imagine BJ, facials etc.
so for me,  I'd rather wank to porn.  the girl will be much much hotter, 'porn dirty' and do things I don't expect from a work colleague.   

perhaps my work colleagues dream about me taking them out and giving me a full PSE  :wacko:    dream on!

I'm guessing that in the course of our lives we will find, ahem, 'inspiration' from people we went to school/college/uni with, work colleagues, women we see on the train each day, the ones who serve us in Costa, a sister's mate, an OH's colleague etc.  We might even think about them while the OH is laid back.  Not aware of a need for a pic here, perhaps people are overthinking it?

As for giving girls facials, that's what WGs are for.

Offline Marmalade

Dodgy thread.

Depends on his work situation and assuming he’s not a complete fucking perv…

He should consider who he feels inspired by, yes. Hopefully in a way that doesn’t interfere with his work. If he can be aware of the sexual attraction and sublimate it perhaps he could channel it into a productive non-sexual relationship that might or might not turn sexual. If that’s inappropriate, as dating people at work can be, then sexy as it might feel at the time it be better to channel it elsewhere or tbh I think that even if his wanking is private there’s a good chance that he will be seen as “a bit of a wanker” by colleagues.

Think, Dana and Scully. Keep the eye on the ball, whatever it is (no pun intended!)

Offline Joe Cocker

When I was young I could wank over a pair of tits I'd drawn on some scrap paper, not so easy now.

Offline Troydor69

I’ve definitely wanked over an ex colleague. I’ve also picked out wgs on the basis that they looked a bit like her. It got slightly weird one day when she changed her shoes and left a pair in my office, I couldn’t resist a lingering sniff.

Don’t worry, no injunctions are in place, and we’re still friends several years later.