Author Topic: Britney b xxx **Chelmsford**  (Read 4067 times)


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27 review(s) for PetiteEnglishKate (9 positive, 6 neutral, 12 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline rich_playboy

So I visited Britney aka Kate aka Amber this week, from my previous experiences I had with her, I was truly excited about this booking.

Comms:
Prompt response via text message, both agreed a 5pm meet up, postcode given, I jumped into my car and off I go- So I get there 10mins early, sent her a nice text message, to say I'm here already, she responds with sure, hang on I won't be long, 5:05pm no response- so I send another text message, everything okay? she messages back hang on- I'm thinking to myself, FML not this again (I can't be getting stood up) anyway 2 minutes goes by and she calls me with the door number. *Phew*

Location:
House is set on a nice residential road, I parked in the supermarket car park and walked across to the venue.

First Impressions:
Now I know Covid has been very unfair to some of us, but she looked so different with blonde hair. With all the Sunbed shops being closed and the lack of fake tan being available, new blonde hair- she looked washed out and badly worn down, not her usual sparkly self.

Anyway, into the bedroom- handed over the paperwork, she asked me to strip and come over to the bed- I took my sh!t off like I was struck by lighting. Back in the day, she would start the session off with some light kissing- there was none of that today, not a problem to me- Straight onto a Blowie without the rubber. As soon as she latched onto my sword, I let out a sigh of relief. As to say man I have missed that pretty mouth of yours- honestly she gives good head, its so soft! I asked if we could switch to 69, from my previous wank bank material her pussy is like a f**king flower and if I remember correctly it tasted magnificent- So I was well excited just thinking about her bits- But she responded with, 'oh no I don't do that'
Deep inside, I am thinking 'what?!- that was one of my many highlights from the previous meet ups'

Anyway, I let it go, on goes the rubber, she asked if I like doggy- I said sure lets do it, I stabbed her with my Johnson she was tight and I could see bum hole winking at me, I was so tempted to stick a thumb up there, just to show her whose Boss- But anyway after 5mins, I asked if we could switch to missionary, she says 'Oh no, I don't like that'- in my mind I'm fucking raging, who doesn't like mish? But anyway, I grab her hips and just started blasting away- after like another 2 mins, I asked again, can we do missionary- this time it was a firm ask, she rolled over looked at me square in the eyes, like I was talking in another language - I said to her what has happened to you? You used to let me do all these moves with you? Anyway- she gave in- we started missionary but with her legs over my shoulders, I was  balls deep inside her- I'm thinking this is soo fucking nice, this is how I remembered it, I was making all kinds of noises, squealing and shi*t- then she comes out and says are you done yet? Now I'm thinking to myself I must be 20mins in and now this b*tch is now rushing me, but anyway, I asked her to drop her legs off my shoulder and I just rammed her until I blew up inside, what a relief, I took out all my frustration out on her and a weeks worth of sauce GONE, just like that. - I jumped off, thanked her for the services and got dressed.

Conclusion:

Even with the new branding (Name/new blonde hair)She has changed, it was never like this before, she was pushy, clock watching, has a bit of an attitude to go with this package- Will I come back, nahhh the good days are well and truly gone, gave her a neutral because I'm a nice guy, we had history the pussy is good, but thats about it.  :scare: :lol:


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Offline Bornslippy

Holy fuck seems that her, already shoddy, standards have dropped even further. So..... for the 30 min charge you don't get any kissing? can't choose certain positions without a mass debate? and you can't lick her pussy?
only mass debate, i would  have with this one, would be over her pictures. :dash:
This should be a fat NEGATIVE
« Last Edit: March 13, 2021, 10:41:17 am by Bornslippy »

Offline rich_playboy

Holy fuck seems that her, already shoddy, standards have dropped even further. So..... for the 30 min charge you don't get any kissing? can't choose certain positions without a mass debate? and you can't lick her pussy?
only mass debate, i would  have with this one, would be over her pictures. :dash:
This should be a fat NEGATIVE

Honestly if she looked like how she did back in the day (Proper model/Essex girl look) and there was no kissing then I would have got the ump- but she don't look like that anymore- so it didn't bother me the no kissing.

The position thing bugged me a fair bit, I couldn't imagine standing for 30mins in doggy  :dash:, I think Kate has lost the love for escorting- Classic positions wasn't allowed until I had negotiate, WTF is that about?- She was the BOMB last summer, high heels, tanned skin, nice hair, lip gloss.

Further Conclusion: Imagine driving a Golf GTi back in the day- now your driving a Skoda, still a VW engine inside, just a sh*t outer shell  :thumbsdown:

Offline SirSpank-a-Lot

That meeting is classed as a neutral?

I'd hate to see what it would take to be a negative!


Offline Paris69

That meeting is classed as a neutral?

I'd hate to see what it would take to be a negative!

My thoughts too... The review read so badly that i had to take another look at the rating as i was convinced i'd misread 'neutral'....
Banned reason: Idiot fantasist
Banned by: daviemac

Offline rich_playboy

To give a negative:

I'm guessing if she had a face like a foot, smelt like armpit, piss poor hygiene.. double booking, making me super wait, sh!t BJ, sh!t Sex


She did say 'No!' first time round, which was fair enough, but she gave into me in the end.


Online Bertiebeenthere


She did say 'No!' first time round, which was fair enough, but she gave into me in the end.
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Ooooooh!
You smooth talking stud

Offline Bornslippy

So she has also let her looks go downhill. what reason is there to consider meeting her now?

Offline rich_playboy

She did say 'No!' first time round, which was fair enough, but she gave into me in the end.


Ooooooh!
You smooth talking stud

Look, I'm not here to make friends- instead, I will tell you how it went down- you are free to call her and find out if you like, I was there 5pm yesterday.


''So she has also let her looks go downhill. what reason is there to consider meeting her now?''

I honestly don't know mate, maybe if you're desperate for a punt or just in the area on a night out then I would chance it and see her- But it would be a whole lot cheaper to do it inside a sock. To be fair to her, the pussy is still very good once your inside- she's young and very tight still, there were moments where she was squeezing her pelvic muscles, it got me squealing...



Offline Bornslippy

I hear ya. Could be up there with the best if she cared. Pretty sure she is reading this and laughing at the amount of time we spend (hands up I'm guilty) talking about her. I secretly just want to see a bunch of positive reviews so I can go and smash it. Still have her on my hot list  :dash: ha ha

Offline rich_playboy

I hear ya. Could be up there with the best if she cared. Pretty sure she is reading this and laughing at the amount of time we spend (hands up I'm guilty) talking about her. I secretly just want to see a bunch of positive reviews so I can go and smash it. Still have her on my hot list  :dash: ha ha

Its make or break for her then isn't it? to her its just business, to me its just another website where I'm leaving a review, like a Tripadvisor or a AirBNB

Offline marion70


 Why does this particular WG get so much attention on here ?  :angry:

 There are plenty of girls who do give a damn about the job or the punters, they should be getting the most attention, not her !!!

Offline rich_playboy

Why does this particular WG get so much attention on here ?  :angry:

 There are plenty of girls who do give a damn about the job or the punters, they should be getting the most attention, not her !!!

Its just an update- its all it is..- One last time for the road.

Offline Bornslippy

I assume she has decided to persue a different career? part of me wishes I had met her.....only a small part though

Offline rich_playboy

And she's back.... If anyone gets hold of her and she turns out to be sexier then before- Please let me know...

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Offline Bornslippy

At least you know cim and swallow definitely ain't on offer

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Offline Bornslippy

Annnnnnnnnd.........gone (again)

Offline radioman33

She's back as Nicole now.... LOL  :bomb: :scare:

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I hope no one gives her any cash 💰 she must be running out of Essex girl catchy sales names , be Chelmsford Chantelle next.

Offline Bornslippy

Have no idea why she  bothers (if it's actually her doing it) putting a profile, with a different name each time, up for a day when she used to ghost 90% of her clients in a week  :unknown: