Tanya, polish Divas Delights - the worst one ever! Stoke-on-Trent

[richjones]

This happened about 3 Saturdays ago. Bit spur of the moment after finishing work so a rush job. Rand around a few and no answers so thought I would take another punt at divas. Tanya polish,  size 8....sounds OK and I heard in the past they had a good polish provider there so booked for 30 mins.

Paid the £50, she comes in the room. Doesn't look too bad I thought, it all went into a catastrophic nosedive the minute she opened her mouth.

A voice like bubbles Devere from little Britain.
'Lie down darlings '
I don't want to lie down thanks, just want a good feel of your body first.
"No, you do what I say, lie down darlings, cheeky boy'

I asked about any extras, don't do extras at all.

After realising immediately what this was going to be thought I would spell out some home truths to her.
Told her she is quite unique in her approach with no extras,  ordering someone around who has paid her money, doing only what she wants to do. I went in and on in a friendly, matter of fact manner. She was trying to defend her actions and saying the man should respect her wishes. I demolished all her arguments, reasoning with sheer logic so we could both see she was a fuckwit. Could see her blood boiling to 95 degrees so eased off work now and then only to turn it up again. She was extremely derogatory to all men and tried to call me sexist. I told her she was the sexist one encompassing all men where I just said it was just her and small selection of other providers I have used that were crap. I told her about the girls in the crewe parlours that really do do a good job. She said go there next time then and u told her j had well and truly learnt my lesson and wouldn't be going back there again.  I was pissing myself inside.  All this while she was living next to me pulling on my flaccid penis and giving the odd half harted suck.
As I left I told her that that was fantastic and upon leaving the door said 'see next week then'
A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp my final memory.
There may be a niche for this type of service but I'll never understand it.

Chuckled to myself all the way home.

[Goldfinch]

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[richjones]

Sorry about the typo errors, I'm normally a stickler for spelling and  grammar but that was a rush on my phone. Forgot to say she had a fake tan on like she had been rolling in mud.  It was all surreal to be honest. But a good piss take of her using nothing but facts 

[Straightsix]

'Lie down darlings '
I don't want to lie down thanks, just want a good feel of your body first.
"No, you do what I say, lie down darlings, cheeky boy'

Didn't take me long to notice that everytime a girl would say this to me she kept her distance and would avoid being touched. Then they try to force a condom on a limp penis.
Now when I hear these words the meet is terminated.

[lamboman]

Bubbles Devere

[richjones]

Didn't take me long to notice that everytime a girl would say this to me she kept her distance and would avoid being touched. Then they try to force a condom on a limp penis.
Now when I hear these words the meet is terminated.

I knew it was from the offset but couldn't be arsed to argue the money back and get dressed. So amused myself for the 30 mins telling her exactly what I thought of her. That was worth a tenner I suppose.

[Straightsix]

And you're a brave man putting your willy into her mouth at the same time 😆 !

[smithhmp19]

Hi divas has gone to the wall,18 months ago,was really good with polish Sonia and a Bulgarian girl called allesia and a Romanian girl francesca,was really good and ran a good service,last reviews heard it has changed and just seem not to care anymore.

[Stokiedave]

I reviewed a few weeks ago, different girl call keisa, english but same terrible service. Actually it was worse than terrible, it was an absolute con!

[richjones]

I reviewed a few weeks ago, different girl call keisa, english but same terrible service. Actually it was worse than terrible, it was an absolute con!

I know, I read your review. There is just nothing in Stoke at the moment, these are sad days. Adelles is open but only has 1 girl at a time normally and they tend to be on the mature side. Same with fingertips, the only other one open as far as I can tell and that's only open in he week with just mature ones on offer too. I'm never going to divas again unless there are some rock solid reliable good reports coming through. The only place left with some guaranteed good service providers is crewe as far as parlours go.
Most frustrating! Come back April from New tingles I say, but that is not looking likely from what j have heard. It really is sad times!

[Stokiedave]

Its crap rich. I’m gutted I never got a go on April!! I visited fingertips last week so will review but that was awful too!