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Background: I've always been enamoured by those Klixen style handjob sessions, a masterful rollercoaster of edging with multiple orgasms...
Price/Slot: £90 for 90min session. Very reasonable price.
Comms: Timea started very well on comms, was responsive. However, outfit requests were completely ignored (she wore the ugly dungarees I've seen mentioned in other threads) and come the arrival to her location, she had seemed to forget about the booking altogether. I arrived 15min early, and sent a text to tell her I had arrived. She didn't respond for 10 mins. She eventually replied and her response was then asking me to wait. After waiting 10 mins into the booking time I text again, at that point she told me that she didn't think I was coming (even though I had confirmed I was and arrived 15min early) so she went into town to do shopping. She hadn't left her flat in the time I was there, so she must have decided well before our appointment that I wasn't coming...
Location: Notting Hill W11
Girl: 40/50+ It's a massage, so my standards are generally much lower.
Services: I asked to skip out on the body massage and go straight for the action, I can usually cum 3 times in a 90 min session, but Timea insisted that we only go for 2, as she claims that 3 can give you a headache (?). Upon reading other reviews (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=310355.msg3246054#msg3246054) it sounded as if she may just be an expert in the kind of Klixen style edging I was looking for. Unfortunately, that was not the case. While her technique wasn't bad, she had 3/4 moves that she would consistently rotate between, without really altering or changing much. It was overall pretty disappointing. She also was very light on the lube, only applying once throughout the whole session. It wasn't really an edging, just a pretty standard format that didn't appear to change based on my reactions. I like a girl who can read exactly where I am and adjust from there. To her credit, she did make me cum twice as agreed, but it was rather forgettable.
Much worse, in between orgasms, she just sat there staring at me, which of course was awkward. I thought this was bad, but then she started talking, and I longed for the awkward silence to return. She wanted to speak about spiritual energies, the energy inside that comes out when you cum, and other totally mood-killing philosophies. More or a lecture than a conversation. She's quirky and this may suit some, but unfortunately, on a massage bed in the middle of a dirty flat, this really felt like a poor amateur experience.
Conclusion: Neither the setting, booking, technique or girl was what I was looking for. It's a good price for a HE but I'd rather go elsewhere. I won't be returning.
