Author Topic: Natural Oriental Rehab - Nuneaton  (Read 606 times)

Offline heisenberg.

Overall verdict - weak neutral to negative.

Time: The meet took place last week late afternoon/evening.

Girl: I think her name was Rose. Looked about late 40's to early 50's in my opinion. To the untrained eye they would say younger. She's quite short, probably around 5'2 ish. Cant see face unfortunately as she wore mask throughout but seemed to have a nice body although she was wearing a normal dress with pantyhose. Nothing sexy at all. I'm only in my 20's and I found her too old for my liking.

Positives:
*Good location, quite discreet with plenty of parking nearby.
*The building seems to be newly renovated. Nice clean interior with an almost professional feeling about the place.
*Two independent massage rooms with good tables that have a face cut out.
*Girls seem to have a very friendly, happy and positive attitude.
*HJ offered at this establishment. No extras whatsoever.

Negatives:
*Massage was mediocre - not hard enough for me to gain any feeling or pleasure out of it. Despite telling her to work on my back and legs harder it wasn't really that satisfying. Note: I do like a firm massage having lived in Thailand for a year.
*I did not get the full hour I paid for. Slightly rushed service due to the timing which I will explain later.
*Handjob was sub par, literally an oily tug. Felt a little mechanical for my liking.
*They only have a shower in one room. So if you need to clean yourself up thoroughly then I hope to god you get the room at the back.
*If you get the front room nearest to the entrance, then she will go out during a massage to greet any walk ins which eats into your time. Really frustrating.

To expand on my negatives further, timing of your massage is key. I went at 5pm which is peak time. Managed to book a slot as I called in advance. Shortly after I was lying down flat on the table there must have been at least 4 walk ins throughout which ruined the consistency of the massage. She had to keep going out to tell them she's busy (she's very nice about it to me and the potential customers). This place seems to be a popular joint, and I have no doubt there are many local regulars who frequent here.

They also seemed to get a double booking during my time. The poor sod who arrived after me was turned away even though he legitimately called apparently. Seemed like the other gent in the back room stole his slot! They really need to figure out a more efficient system during peak times. Maybe even lock the front door or something when both are busy as the frequent interruptions completely ruined it for me.

Overall I'd have to give a negative. If I went earlier on during the day I have no doubt I would have given this place a neutral but I don't think I would return mainly because the massage on offer was mediocre. Would highly suggest others go in the morning/early afternoon to receive proper attention if you're really keen on going here.

Price: £45 massage. £20 HJ. Don't expect any extras (not that I wanted any). This is a strict HJ place only.

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« Last Edit: October 07, 2021, 12:48:00 am by heisenberg. »

Offline Tightpants

Surely HJ must be classed as an extra service if it anything more than a basic massage.

Offline billybilo9876

I went last week to see Nicole and my experience was different. The door was locked after I entered and my massage was uninterrupted. I do recommend Nicole instead and there are some good reviews on here.

Offline mr.bluesky

I went last week to see Nicole and my experience was different. The door was locked after I entered and my massage was uninterrupted. I do recommend Nicole instead and there are some good reviews on here.

Now back at Old lode Lane by recent reports

Offline heisenberg.

Surely HJ must be classed as an extra service if it anything more than a basic massage.

You know what I mean. A HJ is usually expected after a massage. Especially on these forums. I can’t edit the post anymore to further clarify. That being said I heard Nicole is the woman to see. It’s she’s gone for good then I’m not going back here.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2021, 10:46:23 pm by heisenberg. »