Location: Golders Green
Comms: Good. Yoyo speaks English well enough.
Name: Yoyo
Physical: Similar to photos. Chubby Chinese lady with small-medium tits. Has a fat ass, although not a bubble-butt. Ass a bit flatter and flabbier, but still a novelty among orientals.
Had a permanent flesh-coloured cone/thorn-shaped hemorrhoid protruding from her butthole. Dark around pussy, maybe razor burn. Totally shaved, but had sharp stubble. Hygiene good. Guess her age around 35.
Service: She tried to pressure me to spend more £££ at the beginning was the first red flag. I proceeded anyways, and was optimistic following some enthusiastic body contact and fake noises at the beginning, but this was just a tactic to rush me.
B2B and then OW which was wet and sloppy with ball play and would have been good... but was too brief. She mounted me for CG and then fucked me too vigorously in an attempt to rush me to cum quick. I tried to get her to slow down, but she wouldn't listen. I literally had to get her off me. Switched to mish and she complained that it was hurting which was odd given how too vigorously she had just fucked me. Switched to doggy and prone... it wasn't 20 minutes in and she was saying time was almost up. I took my time anyways and finished at 25. She cleaned me up, then I dressed and was at the door at 29 minutes. She had the nerve to ask me for a tip at the door and complained about the time. I showed her my timer at 29 minutes and she shut up. Whatever. I left.
Glad I didn't risk an hour's punt. Physically she'd be boring for an hour, and bad service for an hour would be even worse.
Overall: An unenjoyable punt that felt like a mental wrestling match (not physical) in that her interests to get you to finish fast and leave are not aligned with yours of having a cordial punt for your paid time. She's got that manic greed-fever where she wants money in her hand and then wants to kick you out as soon as possible to cashout the next punter.
