External Link/Members OnlyVisited last week. Turned out to be a bit of a funny one, this one. I have gone for neutral, hopefully most will agree after reading the review.
Comms: All sorted by txt message. Quick response, time and date agreed, although no details on who would be available. Easy enough.
I was definitely looking forward to a nice sensual massage, decent HE and maybe some B2B if I was lucky.
Location: Easy to find, just off the main road with reasonable parking nearby. Door was locked on arrival, but was let in within less than 5 seconds. I'm not bothered either way, but so far so good.
I was greeted by a nice looking lady, maybe 40's hard to tell. She had very short cropped hair and a friendly smile, although did come across a bit shy and stand-off ish. Paid £40 for a one hour massage. Not really sure if anyone else was around. Didn't get much the wiser as the hour progressed, since conversation was very sporadic. Never got her name.
Bed was comfortable and place felt clean. Not sure if there are shower facilities, I didn't ask neither was I offered.
Massage: Got undressed, face down on the table, no towel. Went for the soft/sensual massage, which to start with was quite pleasant and actually did take care of some knots. However this went on for ages, focussing on my back and neck, not much happening further down, and at no point any teasing, reach unders or cc swipes. Got quite bored after 20 mins, so asked if B2B was on offer. She was shocked and looked at me in horror. Never she said, but HE no problem. Fine, let's go with that then. Some more massage of my back, a bit of the legs, avoiding the more sensitive parts, then maybe after 40 mins, turn over.
What then followed was the most lacklustre HE I have ever had, seemed completely uninterested and felt extremely mechanical. So much so I had to finish the whole sorry thing myself. She did help clean me up, and was friendly enough, but I think she was just relieved it was all over and done with. Some final usual couple of mins finishing off, then got dressed and paid her 20 for her troubles. Don't think it lasted the full 60 mins, but at this stage I wasn't bothered.
Summary: nice enough place, but quite a boring massage and HE. Will not be returning.
