Some months ago I spoke to this lady. Because of a mix up between us I was at her location but she wasn't. She was very apologetic even though it wasn't really her fault, offered to come straight there but I didn't have time to wait. She said she'd look forward to looking after me well at a future date. She dealt with it well.
From her pictures (yes I know they're not all the same person) her site generally, and my earlier dealing with her I have looked forward to seeing her for a while.
My hope was that it would be an unspectacular straightforward vanilla punt.
External Link/Members OnlySo to the day. There are definite items in the review that are going to out me. Even the passage of time wouldn't help so I thought I's just post straight away in case anyone else is considering seeing her.
Comms
Good. I phoned, she sent postcode. Said ring 5 mins before I get there. I didn't, obviously I'm driving. My punting phone doesn't do hands free. It only just does phone. I rang once there. She said 5mins. She rang in 5 mins and guided me in.
Location
Common modern block of flats near the Pagoda. All suitable for punting.
The lady
When she opened the door and did a sort of half hide behind I thought "winner". She was wearing only a thong. Good figure, not quite the girl in the photos but possibly her slightly less attractive sister. Hips bigger, boobs smaller but a nice handful and firm naturals.
The Act
In we go. Paperwork £60 hh. She made the point that no kissing and all acts covered. That was fine, I expected nothing less.
Onto the bed.
A side note
My experience of lap dancing clubs is minimal. I find them amusing and weird rather than sexy.
The Act.
I'm lying on my back. She climbs on the bed, standing up, and does a dance with a condom wrapper in her mouth. Just looks amusing and weird. I'm thinking stop it, come down here and play with my cock. I didn't say this, I just lay there trying not to laugh. She turned around so now her arse is facing me. Same reaction from me. In all fairness someone else may like this, not her fault I suppose but for me a terrible start.
Eventually she comes down to the bed and puts the condom on my limp dick.
Oh God
I vaguely have the hope that her experience will still rescue this. She's kneeling between my legs and starts the BJ. Well it would have worked if my dick was some sort of pneumatic pumping device. Her head moved so fast it was a blur. Erotic sensation zero. As I like having my balls played with when being blown (and any other time I suppose) I suggested she play with them. You may think this punt is already a nailed on Neg but here it comes!
Her reply......."I never touch your bollocks".......WTF doesn't really cover it. A WG who doesn't touch balls! Ajoke? Unfortunately not. It's one thing checking services, but I could have asked questions all day about what she does and doesn't do and would never have checked this out.
Rescue
After more jackhammering I got her to stop, lay beside me and give me a HJ. This she does, still with the condom on but eventually we achieve an erection.
I decide sex is now a good idea before she does something else to flatten it. A fairly short shag in mish, I fill the bag.
After the act
She asks numerous times if I am happy. I say yes. I have no desire to have the argument that the honest answer would cause, plus I'll never meet her again, I hope.
She was very pleasant, no Rom attitude, invited me back any time I'm around etc. She's just not very good at being a prossie.
Afterthought
I don't think she realises that it was anything but a decent visit. We had sex, I came, that constitutes a good experience in her mind, I think. The difficulty getting an erection is "not the work of 30mins" ie I should have booked an hour. She could have continued jackhammering away for 3 hours and it would not have helped. Even for a quick £60 it has to be so much more skillful.
Hey ho, onwards and upwards
