NURU MASSAGE by AMY - False advertisement - Birmingham

[Gandalf]

Ok, so where to begin with this one ... 

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Called the number, asked a few questions about the massage and the NURU gel etc, was told that it is a professional NURU massage and all will be done as it should be (later found out it was a maid).
Got to the address, was sent the flat number and was buzzed in quickly.

All seemed professional and great until the flat door was open.
 
The girl who opened the door did not resemble the two picture (I know they are not clear and it's my fault  ). She was heavily tanned, slightly over weight and older than 25. I did not look at the private gallery pics, so can't comment on those.
she guided me to thee bedroom and as I was walking towards the room, saw an older girl in the living room (one bed flat) with one of those cheap Ikea bed/sofas. Anyway, got in the room and the girl could not speak a word of english. So, with the help of the translator app on my phone and miming  tried to confirm with her what I was after.
Thats when she told she will do kissing, 69, OWO and sex.
I was really after the NURU massage and nothing else. So tried to tell her that and she pointed to the baby oil on the bedside table and happily said "massage".

I knew this was not going be what I wanted, so made my excuse (I don't think she understood a word I said) and left.

The reason for thee negative is the false advertisement.
I did not try any of the services on offer.

[Straightsix]

You did exactly what you're supposed to do. Nothing worse than handing money over not knowing what you're paying for. It's certainly not what this implies:

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[Gandalf]

You did exactly what you're supposed to do. Nothing worse than handing money over not knowing what you're paying for. It's certainly not what this implies:

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The problem was that I knew what I was gonna be paying for  and it wasn't what I wanted.

[Straightsix]

Who the hell goes for just a NuRu massage anyway?...😆
I know what you mean, when you tell them half way through a 30 minute massage you don't want extras it suddenly hastens with cold and you're out the door before you know it. We're not all perverts 🤭

[Gandalf]

when you tell them half way through a 30 minute massage you don't want extras it suddenly hastens with cold and you're out the door before you know it

 
I guess this would have been the case if she did not tell me what services was on offer and started withe massage straight away