External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI saw this on my Twitter and decided to give it a go, happy I did although thanks to other reviews on here I was able to set my expectations and not be disappointed!! A lot of the ladies arent the typical 20s model type, most are 40s plus but are all very friendly and up for fun. Some larger women if you like that, although not so much for my taste. Check the Twitter for photos of some examples.
Originally I booked through the website and eventbrite, £85 for a 4 hour party 11-3pm. I arrived at 12:30 and party was fully underway.
Mackenzie Page (very fit! Better than pics of her I’ve seen online) gave me a tour as first time I’ve been there. Following that - Store valuables in a bag and leave with staff, undress in changing room and grab a towel.
From what I read before, it’s best just to get stuck in and not wait around like a wallflower. Within a few mins I found a Brazilian lady giving someone a bj so I came round and asked if I could join. Was immediately hard (I popped a viagra before arriving) and condom on, fucked a bit in a few different positions while she gave a couple different fellows a bj. I decided not to come so went to see what happening elsewhere.
Bit later a similar situation downstairs - English blond lady (late 40s I reckon) was giving someone a bj with her arse in the air. Few guys stroking her arse not knowing what to do - I just asked her if I could take her from behind and she was more than happy. New condom on and I took her hard in doggy. She was really enjoying it but I couldn’t keep going as my knees were right on the edge of a hard wooden bed frame!! So I let someone else takeover while I went to explore a bit more.
Back upstairs and I met Malu (Brazilian mid 40s maybe) who was standing by herself, so I asked if she fancied a play. Nice covered bj followed by her on top then doggy. Again didn’t want to cum yet as by that point I was more interested in treating it like a buffet - don’t fill up too quick!

In another room there was a swinger couple (older suave gent with a beautiful blonde mid 20s girlfriend) who were playing with a large crowd around them. She was occasionally sucking someone else and at one point allowed someone to fuck her from behind. Although 90% of the time she was focused on her fella. I wasn’t able to join in (way too many guys standing around) so I went off to see what else happening.
Downstairs in the dungeon an lady in her 50s was sitting in a stirrup chair legs in air with a gent stroking her pussy. I made my hellos and she gave me an uncovered bj for a little bit before I wandered off. By that time Mackenzie had started a bukkake in the main room… having been building up, i was ready to release - i think I was the first to pop (yay for me I suppose) and let loose all over her face, fantastic!!
Anyway now I was starting to get desperate for lunch so quick shower, change, collect valuables, and headed off home. I stayed for about 2 hours in total which was a good amount for me. I might go again but in no rush, although good value and no bad vibes. Everyone there to have fun. Few reminders for next time though:
- Main road is all red lines, so even an Uber will need to stop a few minutes walk away.
- set your expectations and you’ll have a good time.
- Don’t be shy, just get stuck in!!