External Link/Members OnlyI do like a fit older mature woman from time to time so thought id give this one a go.
Coms were good, phone answered by a pleasant sounding woman and time agreed for a 1 hour booking for £110
The venue was just ok, tidy enough but not the best of buildings, I have been in a lot worse. It is an upstairs flat in a rough part of Hebburn. Slight smell of smoke which doesn’t bother me too much.
As agreed on arrival the door was open and I proceeded upstairs where I first clapped eyes on Tracey. Mistake number 1, I should have walked but I didn’t. I haven’t mastered that trick yet, and I somehow hoped that things might not be as bad as first perceived.
Tracey is well past it, haggard, old and not a nice shape at all. a bit of overhanging belly(not huge though) and bingo wings I would imagine she’s a lot older than the 61 years that she is stating on her profile.
I handed over the money as agreed. 2nd mistake, I should have only paid for 30 minutes but I didn’t think quickly enough to pull that one off.
So once stripped off, she proceeded to give me a blow job whilst I imagined being somewhere different & with someone else. To be fair she did put a good bit of effort into the blow job and it was fairly good. But then onto fucking, she said she couldn’t get on top because of her bad back and to be honest I don’t think she has got a good fuck in her. She was well dry and it just didn’t work out. I was quietly quite thankful. She then blew me again and as before putting a good bit of effort in and being quite enthusiastic.
As far as this negative review goes, I partly blame myself for having unrealistic expectations of what she would be like. I was hoping for a Carol Voderman type hot milf but in reality I got my Great Grandma.
A previous reviewer said she might not be to everyone’s taste , but Id like to add that I don’t think she would be to MOST peoples taste. This one is for a niche market only.