Nature Herb Wellbeing, Woodhouse, Leeds

[Jomoore]

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Well despite my previous lacklustre visits to this place, based on the fact it's in Leeds and this particular day (week before last) I couldn't be bothered to drive to Doncaster to see my favourite, I texted and enquired if the ladies whom I had already met were working.  Comms via text, a bit slower than previously but acceptable. I was told there were two new ladies.  Experience having told me that there was little point asking for descriptions etc, I went for it and booked an hour.

Place as previously described; I tend to stick to daytimes here as the area does have a bit of a reputation.  Free street parking nearby. Turned up and was greeted by a very pretty girl who was to be my masseuse. She was in her 30s, maybe early 30s, 5’4’’, size 10, nice curves.

Went upstairs, agreed via translator app (pretty much zero English as is the norm at this place) that I’d have an hour, £40, and hopefully HJ/HE would be offered.  Massage was good, but nothing intimate.  On the flip, via app, told that HE was £40! Countered with the usual £20, declined, so carried on, intending to hold out. Oral requested but declined.  I suggested £40 would be ok if she took her dress off (as she had a great body); told this would be £100!  Piss-take.

Eventually weakened and gave in to £40 HE, which she made me get up to pay for there and then, which is a mood killer, however seeing as I hadn't yet got into the mood it just proved a pain in the arse as usual.  HJ was nice but unspectacular and lasted less than 5 minutes; finished with head massage and off.  Just over the hour actually.  Frustrating, as she was gorgeous and £80 was way over-priced for a clothed HJ.  I will learn eventually. 

Decided on a grey as I suppose nothing was offered that wasn't delivered to be fair, and for those who just like the basic massage it was ok, but I'd hesitate to return to her (her name may have been "Ellie" or something similar sounding) as I didn't get the impression she was up for negotiation.  I am wondering what the other new lady would be like however, so I'm hoping I won't be tempted, as I'm not optimistic.

[wakefieldlad13]

Thanks for your review JM, nobody can accuse you of not giving them the benefit of the doubt, that is for sure

My experiences have been a mis match of neutrals to greens but the inconsistency makes this a plan B or even C in my book

I cannot comment regarding new girls as its been a week or so since i last visited, but on my previous 3 visits i have only seen the same 2 girls, with no further progress being made

Again, thanks for the review

[Jomoore]

Thanks Wakey    I'd be interested to see what you could achieve there, as I know you're well versed in the art of negotiating with oriental lasses.  As I said, this lass was very attractive.

[wakefieldlad13]

Thanks Wakey    I'd be interested to see what you could achieve there, as I know you're well versed in the art of negotiating with oriental lasses.  As I said, this lass was very attractive.

Up to press i have had only a little more than yourself, as you know from our PM i was certain things would have gone the distance had my session not been interrupted, unfortunately i have not been able to get back in with that girl, allegedly unavailable at my requested times, if like you say, the girls have moved on and the new girls are asking silly money then i cannot see me bothering, that said, things change