A punter's unlucky day - First ActIt's one of those days again when I feel like I was walking around a lot without having accomplished much. I decided to write a summary about my day because it's the prelude to another review that I intend to post after this one. Feel free to skip the part about my day below if your are only interested in this SP's review.
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Link: External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only Time: Today
Place: 2-3 minute walk from Clapton Overground station
Price: £130 for 1 hour (more about that under
Communications)
Services: None received due to no show, originally agreed to DFK, OWO, DT, CIM and Sex (Protected) for the price mentioned above
CommunicationsI set up the meeting with her two days ago through text. She responded within 5 minutes and reassured me that 11am today was fine with her and gave me the postcode. Agreed that I would confirm the punt in the morning. The first red flag happened when I asked her about the price. She texted me £130 which was not in line with what's on AW. Strangely she was showing £120 at the time but now I just checked again and the fee decreased to £110. I didn't think much of the £10 discrepancy on Friday but this variance is becoming really suspicious to me.
Wouldn't be surprised if some sh*thead pimp is collecting phone numbers and selling them to the highest bidder. What happened Sent a text to her at 9am to confirm the booking. No answer. Texted again around 10am before I left my flat. No response. Figured it's better to have a Plan B and C so I saved a few AW profiles in my phone and set off to see how this punt is going to play out. Tried to call her around 10:20am. No one picked up, went to voicemail. I was gradually getting convinced that this will end in disaster. I could have abandoned the whole thing right then and there but this isn't the first time this happened to me and strangely I always ended up punting in the end. My optimism was waning with every passing minute but I still sent another text 5 minutes before the agreed-on time hoping to see some signs of life. *Tumbleweed*
Called her when I arrived to the building that belonged to the postcode I was given - same outcome as before, no one answered. I decided to cut my losses and that writing a review later is necessary to warn other punters. I'm usually lazy typing things up but this is the sort of behaviour that needs to be exposed. It might be even a scam...
I have no idea what exactly happened here. In past occasions when I got no response from the SP it was due to her oversleeping. I remember two occasions specifically - once when she woke up 2 minutes before the punt and admitted to forgetting about the booking and, another time, when she blamed everything on taking sleeping pills. Unlike today, the punt turned out to be fine eventually.
Maybe punting at 11am on a Sunday isn't ideal but even if she goes to bed at 2am she can sleep 7.5 hours which would still give her 1.5 hours to eat breakfast and prepare herself. Of course, if she is out partying and drinking/doing drugs then this doesn't apply...
I honestly don't know what happened (nor do I care too much) - a partying SP or some scam but the fact that I still haven't received a response to my messages makes me lean towards the latter. Even if I'm wrong, the lack of an apology speaks volumes about her character.
If there are punters out there who have met her previously, feel free to respond to this review so that we know this ain't a scam.To sum up this SP in one word...
AVOIDThe rest of my day and the value added by agencies I wanted today to be a wellness day, starting with with a punt late morning followed by lunch in an exotic restaurant and a fabolous Thai massage with some shopping at the end. I haven't emptied my load in 3 days and was starting to experience the well-known symptoms of "blue balls" which made me eager to find a replacement punt for late afternoon. Little did I know that I was in for a long and painful search...
Once the original punt fell through I set off to try the restaurant in Shoreditch. On my way I contacted the following SPs:
Mikaella_Brazilian - one of the profiles I saved before leaving the flat. She had quite a few positive reviews. Just forgot that she left already
Read one of the reviews here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=340035.0Lovely_Amanda_ (
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only) - Responded within a minute but told me she doesn't work post 3pm on Sundays. Worth keeping on the backburner though.
English_Sashaxxxx (
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only) - No response to my text
_scarlett_beauty (
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only) - No response to my text
I wasn't getting anywhere with my search and I became increasingly tired of sending messages into a black hole. The fact that the restaurant turned out to be a sh*t place to eat didn't help either. I was scanning every female *ss aged between 20 and 40 that passed by my table. In times like this it's best to call an SP who never disappoints. Given I was already in Shoreditch the lovely Mia seemed like an obvious choice. I realised half an hour after I sent the text message that she only works during weekdays. Epic fail...
My kingdom for an SP that's available Sunday afternoon...
This is when I decided to use an agency. I figured that A) I will at least get a response and B) Someone on the other end will try to find an SP for me. I wasn't in the mood for a Thai girl (even though I haven't tried anyone from the new trio at Olina yet) and spending more than £200 was out of the question given my recent experiences (one of them documented here -
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=338251.0)
I developed a minor grudge against Diva over the last couple of months but given I was scraping the barrel I decided to give them a chance. Oliva is always a good fallback option but I have seen her three times already and I really wanted to meet someone new. Heidi has been on my to do list for a long time but I was already booked for a (non-sexual) massage later today. This is how I ended up securing a punt with
Fortune.
But not so fast...It wouldn't be my luck if there wasn't a plot twist coming. The Diva op wrote me to explain that she wasn't available at my selected time slot. Following a 5 minute silence, during which the op must have figured I'm a flight risk, I received a second message saying that she could either do 30 minutes late afternoon or an hour in the evening. The beauty of this offer was that Diva doesn't mention ANYTHING about a 30-minute option on their website
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Note: Some reviews here suggest that this was available in 2020 and before)
After finding out that 30 minutes with her is only going to save me £50 compared to the hourly rate I felt a bit annoyed. Based on my conversation with the Diva op it was also clear that she was seeing a punter 15 minutes before my slot and 15 minutes right after. Like a bloody piece of machinery that needs greasing regularly lest it becomes defective.
The Diva op missed a career opportunity as a spin doctor judging by his/her explanation of the unadvertised 30-minute option - "She kindly made an exception for you...". Oh, how privileged I feel to be allowed to jump onto this conveyor belt! Here I am thinking my day isn't going well but...will Fortune really be my turn of fortune?
In my early punting days I compiled a list of SPs that I wanted to slowly plough through. Fortune occupied a prominent place on it but was removed after I got a taste of a few typical Rom punts. However, even within our humble punting community there seem to be quite a few stout supporters of her judging by the number of positive reviews.
In the end my curiosity and the increasing pain in my groins got the better of me and I agreed to meet her for 30 minutes. Review to follow (most likely tomorrow, promise it will be shorter). Spoiler: Neutral verdict due to mitigating circumstances (otherwise would have been bright red negative)
But there wouldn't be a happy ending (sic) to Act 1 of this tale if I didn't mention the Thai massage I booked for early afternoon. I was shoved into a room with a fairly overweight Thai masseuse in her mid-50s who, quite unusually, seemed to be wearing a mask. Turns out I was wrong...that's her actual face!! Her massage skills revealed the answer to a question that's been nagging me the past few days - How come the other Thai massage place next to us is booked out two-three days in advance while I seem to be the only customer this place had in ages? As I was counting down the minutes to the moment when Fortune would ease the pain in my groins, my maskless massage therapist asked me to turn over.
In the back of my mind, buried deep down in my unconscious I knew that we were inexorably marching towards a certain proposition. I wanted to believe it wasn't coming but she slapped my pectoral muscles with her hands so that I would open my eyes and pay attention to her. Her wrinkled face showed signs of muscle movements which manifested in a squinting pair of eyes accompanied by a gaping mouth that revealed a few dark brown teeth. At her age this facial expression could have been easily mistaken for insanity but I knew I was looking at naughtiness. My velociraptor was finally ready to spit out the following question:
'Are you sure you don't want
more than just a massage?'
Topic: x Naughty Olivia x - Clapton - Timewaster, meeting didn't happen (Scam?) (Read 977 times)
