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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: bunch of flats above shops near southgate. Easy to find and comms were good. Only downside was no immediate available parking but due to the time of arrival I just parked on double yellows not obstructing anything.
Comms:comms were good. Made sure to enquire about age and was given 2 different ages of 35 and 38 so presumably there was more than 1 WG here. Now being the skeptic I am I already thought I would be adding 10-15+years on to what I was told. I would soon find my bs detector was in full working order that day. Her pictures could have been her but it was hard to tell.
Price: £100 for 1 hour
The main event:unfortunately it was very substandard. Was let in by the maid and told to head upstairs. Shortly after a lady walked in with a very sexy and flattering dress. Her face was maybe 4/10 being generous and a 6.5/10 for her body. I thought this will do and handed over the paper work and whilst she went to stash I got naked and got comfortable on the bed. She asked if I wanted a massage first, I politely declined and gave my reasons that I wanted to have sex first, then a short massage break and on for round 2. She seemed to be OK with this. But it started to go down hill fast, she was telling me more things she doesn't do than what she did end up doing. Wouldn't offer owo even though it was stated to be in offer, wouldn't allow fingering and no attempt at a blow job either with a condom, kissing and RO not offered but something told me these were probably best to avoid anyway. She did honour the fact that I wanted to get straight into things and rubbered me up and got into a CG position..for all of about 20 seconds
then I had her bending over the bed and did her in doggy with some convincing and realistic moans, after a while I got her into missionary and finished into the bag. Time for the "massage"...
The massage was revealed it might be shit at this point and shit it was with her revealing she had sprained her wrist earlier
so I ended up with the most miserable 1 handed "massage" I have ever received. Now this lady liked to talk and talk a lot of shit she did. I was convinced she had some Italian blood in her because every time she spoke she would speak with her hands and I honestly wanted her to shut her mouth and hands up(maybe to distract from how shit the 1hander was anyway lol).
Once this "massage" was over there was almost no time left to fuck her again, imagine my surprise that with the view of a clock she had the whole time that she couldn't manage timing appropriately. Managed to get a fairly satisfactory but fast HJ at the end and that was it. Was told if I leave quickly I won't see the next people coming in. As soon as I went downstairs and opened the front door to leave there was 2 guys standing there waiting
didn't care too much but it was poorly organised for punters discression. I should have perhaps told them not to waste their time or money. And this lady I should have told her that she shouldn't be working if she has sustained Injuries that impede your ability to perform your proffession properly. But I just won't return to this one.
Disclaimer: This is my first written review so hope its up to standard. Apologies I've started with a negative. Have a few better recent experiences to write up soon
