First time I have had the guts to put virtual pen to virtual paper...
Was in Leeds at the weekend and decided to roll the dice on a cheap and cheerful £30 15 minute punt,
called a few numbers, but the first few were not answering, so I managed to get my 4th choice Anna.
External Link/Members Onlyarranged for a 5 minute HJ only meeting.
Location was just a little way off Hyde Park in the area full of uni lets.... it was actually quite a nicer new house ( although I was almost steered to knocking on the wrong door)
Anna is the person in the photo, however, the level of effort put into her appearance was close to zero, leggings and a vest top, no makeup or hair styling to speak of
was offered the "massage table " ( pasting table with a hole cut out , zero padding) but decided to go with the mattress in the corner ( not much better but still) ...
From what happened next i will assume that Anna may have previously worked sanding snooker cues on a piecemeal wage......she was off like a rocket using a technique somewhere between brisk and epileptic... I asked her three times to slow down but only got maybe three strokes at this pace before she was back up to full revs...no great at all.
add to this , she was huffing and sighing every few moments as if I was an inconvenience....in the end just decided this was as good as it was gonna get, so I gave up and left.
