Girl: Natalie
Establishment:
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £150 for B2B + £30 DFK. Total damage: £180 (more on this in a bit)
Time spent: 1hr
Preface: I was horny as fuck all day and had the day off work. Plans A, B, C, and D didn't pan out. So, based on puntingking's review, I figured fuck it, cost be damned. £180 is way over the top for a massage and happy ending but...(see below). Also worth noting, I know some may question the below but it's 100% honest.
The main event:
Booked with about 20mins notice, asked who would be available and the receptionist said Natalie. Game on. Turned up, had to wait a minute in reception and then was told to go up.
Natalie met me at the top of the stairs. Good looking, blonde girl with archetypal EE looks. High cheek bones, slightly round face, pretty eyes. Couple of tats, one on her neck under her hair line and another I spotted either under her arm or side of the ribcage. More on body in a bit...
M&Y Spa is a no fuck about type place, when the girl asks you what you want, go straight in there from the start, don't wait for the massage to get going and for the girl to ask if you want extras. Natalie asked what I wanted and I straight out said B2B. She responds with "B2B is £150". No problem, sorted the dosh, she disappeared and I got starkers and hopped on the table face down.
She comes back, strips off and gets to oiling herself up. She has got a cracking body. Lovely pair of tits (must be a good C or D I reckon), all natural as far as I could tell. Lovely pert arse, slim and toned legs. She's got a lovely flat stomach but not "gym abs". Overall, lovely looking girl with a cracking body. I'd say a good 7 or 8/10.
She then gets to work. Massage was very sensual to begin with, using very light goosebump-inducing strokes. Then, as she started to build up she was purposefully placing her tits in my hands with each pass, allowing me to squeeze and grope around. After a bit she hopped up on to the table and really got to work using all parts of her body; arms, legs, stomach, back, arse, pussy, the works. Sliding all over my back, pussy and arse right up onto the back of my neck. The massage itself was actually pretty decent, she can generate a good amount of force and it definitely loosened up my back and shoulders. At one point she did put a bit too much weight on the back of my leg and nearly put my knee out which hurt like a bastard. Killed the mood for a bit but not too long as she soon got going again (and she did apologise after I yelped like a little girl).
B2B on my back must have lasted a good while but eventually she asked me to flip over and then started on my front. I asked her if there were any more extras and she said kissing for £30. I agree and she said "money first". This is a bit annoying as it breaks things up but no real hassle and maybe they've had issues with people in the past. Whatever, I handed over the cash and she immediately went in for what I would consider good FK. Open mouth, tongues, nibbling, etc. which she carried on with for the entire remainder of the session.
This is where my review deviates from puntingking's...
For the last 20mins or so, she hopped onto the table and I did get some frontal body sliding from her. Again, she was very good. Using her stomach, thighs and calves to rub up my cock. At one point I ended up with my cock on the outside of her hips if you can picture that, so I figured fuck it, I'd use my hand to press it into the side of her hip and grind away. No objections, she went with it and started sliding her torso up and down my shaft too.
Then it came to the finale, she got to work on my cock, pouring oil on, while I was feeling around her body, legs, arse, tits etc. FK all the time. She also let me rub her pussy, outside only. And no sucking of tits allowed.
A couple of times she got me close but her technique was a bit frantic for me so I took control. I started wanking myself off while she kissed me continued to let me feel her up.
Some will question the below but whatever, it's what happened...
She then started to "help" me out, getting her hand on my shaft, feeling around the tip etc. The kissing got quite passionate and for whatever reason, she ended up with her hand resting on my neck. I'm not into asphyxiation or anything (at least I don't think so) but I was horny so...in for a penny, in for a pound, I put my hand on hers and squeezed. She went with it, squeezing harder.
This went on for a bit, me wanking, her kissing and squeezing my throat, me feeling the outside of her pussy and arse. Eventually she put her thumb under my jaw / cheek (sort of like if you were holding someone up against a wall) and the kissing turned into a full on bite of my lower lip and I blew my load.
Bit more kissing, took a shower and left.
Conclusion:
The cost is high, no doubt. I can't see myself shelling out the thick end of £200 for a massage and happy ending regularly. However, the service was excellent. Natalie definitely has a bit of a naughty / dominant streak in her and that did it for me. Blonde EEs aren't really my type but she really put in the effort and made it a memorable event.
Overall: 8/10. Even without being able to suck on her lovely tits or fuck her (which I definitely would have given the chance).
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