External Link/Members OnlyLady: A bit chunkier than photos. Firm but not hard enhancements. Overall figure not bad even if not really as advertised (but closer than many).
Place: Modern but uninspiring flat in Soho in a nice building in a smart street.
Time: 1h
Cost: 140
This was a while ago and one of those I have not particularly tried to remember, while at least not being one I have tried to forget.
Arrival: As usual I arrive fully clean but she asked me to wash anyway and I obliged. Bathroom is a bit tired and hard to operate shower (bath attachment). A towel handed to me that must have been used by five people as it was completely wet. I involuntarily said "Euuuh" which was a fair response.
The luxury treatment continues: Some faffing and leaving room ("I go here - you stand by" - I thought stand by was a good expression), then we listened to some Thai voicemails. Eventually got the soundtrack going although the voice messages were a bit of a change from the usual fare. At this point I see she is going to want to be in charge. The standout (or not quite) memory was of her between my legs working on me by hand and me looking down to see an unrecognisable object. What was it? Well you know there are two standard states of the penis: hard and soft, with an intermediate condition that is a bit of both. Now I can report there is another: a supersoft state that appears something like a squid that has been bludgeoned to death repeatedly. I did not recognise the object but I remembered what was normally there. This effect was produced by her extraordinary hand pressure. I think the idea is to make you come quicker. You know what, I don't think it works. If I didn't already know better, I would have thought she'd never seen a cock before.
But we know she probably has.
I managed to recover and there was some rudimentary sex activity namely front-access penetration (mish to you). A bit of kissing which I was relieved to see. Some of this "You come now" "Come for me". I have not enjoyed most of this experience and don't feel a connection other than that to her answerphone so I, the person paying, brought things to a conclusion over her body which was quite willing to accept my contribution. "I am happy to see your superm" she said, and I believed her because
it meant I would be going soon.
Then she introduced herself as if we were going to be knowing each other. But sadly we would not.
I think it's possible to get on fine with her if you want to. I think these situations are always in your control, although I know it often doesn't feel like it. And her personality seemed fine, if a little rigid (only the first meeting anyway). I had the feeling she could be fun and likeable in real life? But this wasn't going to be one for me.
I could have tried harder to get a rapport but I had already met her friend nearby so was aware this type of service might be on the cards. You may know the "vice-like grip of iron" is the house style round here, which you can see in the sister review to this (Sophia/Jenny, forthcoming).
How she could improve: if you want them to come quick, you will still have to try at this too. Low or no effort at everything will get reviews like those you see here. Start today! We want to enjoy meeting you and come back.
Time elapsed: 0.5 hrs.
