External Link/Members OnlyBooked off the back of some recent good reviews and because I was passing.
Comms were good and directions from the car park to the venue were clear.
Central
location and
venue is in a sizeable block of apartments, so relatively discreet but note there is CCTV in operation out front. Venue itself was fairly shabby and not particularly clean.
Kimmy opened the door to me and my first impressions were of disappointment. Not particularly warm and friendly let’s say.
Looks wise she was older and chunkier (size 10/12) than my usual taste and her photographs/reviews had set her up to be in my mind. Weirdly, despite being talkative on the phone and able to give me directions that weren’t simply off a script, it was obvious she lacked the tools (or enthusiasm) to converse with me. It felt like she was intentionally acting mute for her own benefit and laziness perhaps, rather than not having basic English language skills. Either way, first impressions were poor. My subjective DJ rating for the package: 5/10
The welcome killed my mood and the shower and wait to commence did nothing to lift it. The bathroom had almost zero product to wash with (I think I used her last drop of travel sized shampoo to freshen up the Johnson and balls with while in the shower). To be honest, I’d freshly showered about an hour before but I always think a shower when invited is the polite thing to accept and partake in when an SP offers. However, the bathroom was harbouring mould and the large box of Canesten by the sink made me think fungal growth could be more of a problem than it should be.
Anyway, I’d already handed over a ton for 45 minutes so was hoping that maybe things might get better. But the preceding 5-10 mins had been a real mood killer and I wasn’t being paid to feign enthusiasm. Eventually the mute returned (still muted) to the room and I decided to let her do the work.
It soon became apparent she was in a restricted service type mood though, and after a very brief bit of OWO, she decided to spend 15 minutes jerking me off with lube. All delivered whilst remaining in her knickers and keeping her body in an upright position to my reclining one - thus preventing any sense of intimacy.
Well - I’m not one to boss reluctant mute women about, so decided there and then this was simply a dud meet. I would let her do her thing as she wanted and to be fair she gave me a slightly more erotic handjob than I could give myself - leading me to spaff at about 25 mins into the meet.
I gave the Johnson a wash in the sink as it felt like that kind of joint, notwithstanding there was nothing to clean with in the shower. Whilst dangling my cock into the porcelain bowl, I realised I was quite ambivalent as to whether owo, sex or no action at all might be forthcoming in the next 25 minutes.
Returned to the room and Kimmy motioned/muttered as if to suggest we could go again. I was a little surprised and suggested owo might get things started, to which she nodded and smirked. However the next 5-10 mins felt like she had no intention of putting my cock in her mouth properly and instead she lubed and wanked whilst sort of applying her lips to the shaft from time to time. I played with her knickers but she kept her body at a distance to suggest they weren’t going to come off. Well fuck that for a game of soldiers...
I decided to call it a day, rinse my cock again in the sink, get dressed and leave. “Goodbye” meant I could round up Kimmy’s word count to a dozen since entering. I probably gave her a Baker’s dozen in kind.
There’ll be
no repeat.
I was thinking about giving this a neutral before I started writing it up but clearly that would be too generous. No choice but a neg however confusing that may seem when looking at her record and other reviews. Let’s hope I caught her on a really bad day.
DJ’s overall
rating: 4/10
