Darby - Diva Escort - Earl's Court - Avoid

[SlimShady]

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Location is well known lower ground floor flat. I've been there million times.

She opened a door. Looks like her pictures, I would say she is 30ish. Her hair was wet which was the first signal for me too leave.
Exchanged money to the towel and had a quick shower.
She started with FK and then OWO. It was more wanking then sucking. No technique at all, no eye contactin no DT, nothing! I didn't bother explaining her as her English is garbage. I COB.

She doesn't have a belly, but she isn't fit.
Cannot hold a conversation. I wanted to leave tbh, but spent a lot of cash on her so decided to stay for the 2nd round. It was doggy and mish. No eye contact, everything is mechanical, so passive, even no fake moaning. Cum in a bag and left.

No GFE, more like brothel experience.
She is in a city for couple of weeks.
Obviously not recommended.

[JackSaint]

The roster is so shit at the moment, sorry you had to find out how bad she was, presumably it was the Warwick Road basement of doom?

[Fully Sated]

Thanks for the review Slim Shady, Sorry this did not work out for you, but at least your warning will help other punters with their choices.

...Looks like her pictures...

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[GOOD MAN]

Phew! Thanks for the Intel...will cancel my Booking for later today!

[SlimShady]

The roster is so shit at the moment, sorry you had to find out how bad she was, presumably it was the Warwick Road basement of doom?

Haha yes, that flat

[Arcy]

I was going to visit her tomorrow. Will give it a miss

[Odin669]

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Location is well known lower ground floor flat. I've been there million times.

She opened a door. Looks like her pictures, I would say she is 30ish. Her hair was wet which was the first signal for me too leave.
Exchanged money to the towel and had a quick shower.
She started with FK and then OWO. It was more wanking then sucking. No technique at all, no eye contactin no DT, nothing! I didn't bother explaining her as her English is garbage. I COB.

She doesn't have a belly, but she isn't fit.
Cannot hold a conversation. I wanted to leave tbh, but spent a lot of cash on her so decided to stay for the 2nd round. It was doggy and mish. No eye contact, everything is mechanical, so passive, even no fake moaning. Cum in a bag and left.

No GFE, more like brothel experience.
She is in a city for couple of weeks.
Obviously not recommended.

In my experience it's a red flag when they hide their belly using swimsuits or they enlarge their asses with specific positions just to mask their misery

[golden bull]

That flat is a shit hole or I might still go see her.

[pa5151]

What's with all the negative reviews  The current scene really is poor.

[WAP]

External Link/Members Only]  She started with FK and then OWO. It was more wanking then sucking. No technique at all, no eye contactin no DT, nothing! I didn't bother explaining her as her English is garbage. I COB.

She doesn't have a belly, but she isn't fit.
Cannot hold a conversation. I wanted to leave tbh, but spent a lot of cash on her so decided to stay for the 2nd round. It was doggy and mish. No eye contact, everything is mechanical, so passive, even no fake moaning. Cum in a bag and left.

No GFE, more like brothel experience.
She is in a city for couple of weeks.
Obviously not recommended.

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP

Diva is hitting new lows. The market is generally meant to be like this:

Foreigners with no or little English £80 to £120
Mid range - usual foreign with good English £130 to £180
Fluent English speakers - higher class expect a good service £200 plus

Diva is coming along and providing EE brothel style SPs and charging them at a premium 

The market in general is the worst I’ve ever seen it at but there are gems to be had if you know where to look. This is the time to be a smart punter and diversify.

[centry]

I'm avoiding Diva Escorts.
Poor customer recovery service.
Not that other EE Agencies are better but I hold a small grudge against this one in general.
Hope it all burns to the ground to be honest.
 

[Odin669]

I'm avoiding Diva Escorts.
Poor customer recovery service.
Not that other EE Agencies are better but I hold a small grudge against this one in general.
Hope it all burns to the ground to be honest.
 

Yes I'm avoiding DIVA too it's crazy to see some profiles charging 600-700£ for what? Some skinny amateur? And for the 200-250£ shit places, tricked photos. I've met escorts in the 130-150£ with nice flats ,good English, enthusiastic and good looking .From 200£ to 250£ I expect premium ,really hot good looking /skilled cuties and from 300£ I expect someone really exceptional 

[Closetoyou]

Maybe someone should start a diva petition here see how many people sign up and email diva and say how much business they are at risk of missing out if they don't sort their shit. It used to be great in 2019 , guaranteed good time. Now 200 for £80 girls. Damn, what a downer.

Punters will still keep going , their website and pics are tempting but now none of the services are guaranteed. This is like going for Roms on AW.

[lillythesavage]

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP

Diva is hitting new lows. The market is generally meant to be like this:

Foreigners with no or little English £80 to £120
Mid range - usual foreign with good English £130 to £180
Fluent English speakers - higher class expect a good service £200 plus

Diva is coming along and providing EE brothel style SPs and charging them at a premium 

The market in general is the worst I’ve ever seen it at but there are gems to be had if you know where to look. This is the time to be a smart punter and diversify.

I cannot agree with you putting a market price based on English speaking, or at all really, that can be very dependent on looks and service, but mainly supply and demand.
I do agree that it is time to diversify, we have had a chat about that, but it is more difficult for those living with partners or shared homes, those with the funds and time ability manage it using Airbnb or hotels according to the seeking threads but it does take some planning.

[bonapati]

In my experience it's a red flag when they hide their belly using swimsuits or they enlarge their asses with specific positions just to mask their misery

Couldn’t agree with you more and also the photo studio. There is a particular pose style and background amount Rom agency SPs to look out for.

[bonapati]

Diva is not the only agency inflating prices other agencies follow in suit - while diva offers membership prices, Babylon give 10% off. They are all wild cats, but will different spots.

Price hike may be down to this
- Brexit (I can’t get my favourite Spanish Sangria in Sainsbury’s anymore)
- COVID and lockdown (both girls snd agencies lost money during this time while most of us were saving)
- visas ( do you how difficult it is for a Russian go get a visa to any country?)
- accommodation ( in areas like Knightsbridge and Earl’s Court)
- rich agreeing punters paying stupid prices.

While some say Diva customer service is crap - try calling the moody cow at “babesoflondon”. Diva works for me a whole lot of reasons other agencies failed at.

I don’t really care if the SPs English is good or not, I’m not there to chat and besides my Russian is as good as as their English. I have met some cracking Russians with shit English.

Diversity?? Where to? Agencies work for me (I dont have time for long email or text threads only for a no show or walk.) which AW hookers are fond of, even regulars can get flakey. I used to like Brazilians but they are equally expensive and you can’t be sure on the gender. English girls feel entitled, Romanians high risk, Polish average, etc

Hookers are getting older, trying to retire and amass as much as they can. Life is hard and expensive in EE and Slovak countries. Hookers like we do have hardships. They have kids, family shit loads of responsibilities. Punting is expensive - period. Even if you meet a good SP at £100 an hour, the service will either go down hill, you get bored or she will increase the price sooner or later… then you will find her expensive too.

For these reasons I’m not punting as frequently as usual. There is little to choose from and no guarantee. A lot of research is required and it we get it wrong we just need to put down to a lost bet on the horses at the races… and Move to the next one. Least we forget our reviews also constitute to hookers getting popular demands and price increase. It’s obvious all agencies are reading these reviews too and adjusting to them.

It’s catch 22. You could opt for pornhub and a wank and save £300 in 5 mins.

It’s business as usual, to punt or not to punt?

[Closetoyou]

Very well said and summarised. Wise words right here, thanks for taking the time to write that. It is a gamble and we know it,  I guess that's part of the thrill. The no guarantee gets heart racing each time and when it clicks it's epic, if it doesn't we get angry why it's not so epic. Then we keep chasing that high. I used to take lots of risks and gambles now just infrequent punts of high quality. Even then, the last one I had I paid like £300, it was great and all but the lady just wouldn't stop talking, even during BJs. So there's that , even a guaranteed one went a bit downhill.

Diva is not the only agency inflating prices other agencies follow in suit - while diva offers membership prices, Babylon give 10% off. They are all wild cats, but will different spots.

Price hike may be down to this
- Brexit (I can’t get my favourite Spanish Sangria in Sainsbury’s anymore)
- COVID and lockdown (both girls snd agencies lost money during this time while most of us were saving)
- visas ( do you how difficult it is for a Russian go get a visa to any country?)
- accommodation ( in areas like Knightsbridge and Earl’s Court)
- rich agreeing punters paying stupid prices.

While some say Diva customer service is crap - try calling the moody cow at “babesoflondon”. Diva works for me a whole lot of reasons other agencies failed at.

I don’t really care if the SPs English is good or not, I’m not there to chat and besides my Russian is as good as as their English. I have met some cracking Russians with shit English.

Diversity?? Where to? Agencies work for me (I dont have time for long email or text threads only for a no show or walk.) which AW hookers are fond of, even regulars can get flakey. I used to like Brazilians but they are equally expensive and you can’t be sure on the gender. English girls feel entitled, Romanians high risk, Polish average, etc

Hookers are getting older, trying to retire and amass as much as they can. Life is hard and expensive in EE and Slovak countries. Hookers like we do have hardships. They have kids, family shit loads of responsibilities. Punting is expensive - period. Even if you meet a good SP at £100 an hour, the service will either go down hill, you get bored or she will increase the price sooner or later… then you will find her expensive too.

For these reasons I’m not punting as frequently as usual. There is little to choose from and no guarantee. A lot of research is required and it we get it wrong we just need to put down to a lost bet on the horses at the races… and Move to the next one. Least we forget our reviews also constitute to hookers getting popular demands and price increase. It’s obvious all agencies are reading these reviews too and adjusting to them.

It’s catch 22. You could opt for pornhub and a wank and save £300 in 5 mins.

It’s business as usual, to punt or not to punt?

[WAP]

I cannot agree with you putting a market price based on English speaking, or at all really, that can be very dependent on looks and service, but mainly supply and demand.
I do agree that it is time to diversify, we have had a chat about that, but it is more difficult for those living with partners or shared homes, those with the funds and time ability manage it using Airbnb or hotels according to the seeking threads but it does take some planning.

I agree with you about market prices and acknowledge that I was oversimplifying. Language fluency is a factor and I would say that the market only approximately follows the pattern.

[bonapati]

I agree with you about market prices and acknowledge that I was oversimplifying. Language fluency is a factor and I would say that the market only approximately follows the pattern.

I sincerely don’t get this “language” thing being factor to prices.
I am not visiting for an English lesson or to give one.  As long as the SP can say hello, how are you, bathroom and towel is there… understand basic bed terminology like 69, BJ, kissing. Then it’s all good as long as she is good under and over the sheets.

On the contrary, if I was taking hooker out for diner (that would be the day!) I might require a good conversationalist.

[SlimShady]

For me language is necessary in order to have a proper GFE. Sometimes SP doesn't have a good knowledge, but she is interested in me so she tries her best to communicate, not just sitting and saying "yes, good", "aha", "oh no", etc.

Regarding prices and situation on the market - we all learnt it in school. There is a demand and offer which generate a price point. If 600£ was a ridiculously high price nobody would visit those SPs, meaning that they had to drop the price down until there were interested clients. London is a huge and developed city, meaning that there always will be people ready to pay that amount of money even without tourists.