Visited: Weekend in July.
Location: Near railway station.
External Link/Members OnlyBeen on a good run. Saw a few Brazilian profiles on VS screaming ‘100% REAL PICS’ and thought I’d text a couple hot ladies. Asked straight up “Are you the lady in the pics?” and get a “Yes”. Woohoo lets fuck a hot Brazilian.
Morning of punt, I text again and ask “Are you the lady in the pic” and get another “Yes”. Swallow a blue pill and hop in the shower. Jump in the car and mash the accelerator like Barrichello.
Called WG when walking on the road and she answered with some muffled voice (hear another ladies voice in background), 5 minutes? Hang up and sent her a text and few minutes later given the door number. Busted bell so used the knocker.
Phone in hand with pic of hot chick to compare. Magic door swings open. I look behind and see some short 30s aunt in a red bikini, like she’s about to smash some volleyball on a Rio beach; “You’re not that girl in the pic!?” and she points me upstairs.
I walk to next landing, met by another short 30s aunt in bikini set. WTF? “You’re not the girl in the pic!?” and show her the picture. “She’s out shopping”. LMAO.
Why they send Cinderella out shopping and leave two munters behind? I asked if there’s any more ladies on the premises to choose, hopeful Gisele was going to pop her head round the corner.
Walked. Let myself out.
Plan B was ‘Brazilian Karol’ two doors away and likely the same shit show. Lucky I found a free parking space nearby.
