Author Topic: Patti La Belle/ TOFFT/ Aberdeen tour. Ashamed of myself.  (Read 4904 times)


1 review(s) for PATTI EBONY LA BELLE (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

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I've been struggling of late, thought I'll go for a horror show and maybe shake myself up or just retire. I was very, very close to retirement after this. Thankfully I've recently discovered a lass who has restored my faith a bit.

So, would've been around late October or early November. Comms all good and a big busty Black Spaniard of the pics was sort of appealing even with the goggle eyes. Well all I can say is she has a very talented photographer and / or photoshopper.


I'm keeping this short as I can feel my skin crawl as I type.


Horrible, just fucking horrible. It is her in the photos but as said not really what you're getting. Way more timber around the middle and a stinky fanny.


I can't muster strength to go further but I'm pretty sure there's a few on here who've been in the same situation but are far too ashamed to have placed their head above the pulpit so far. Man up fellas, you need to warn your fellow punters.


If it isn't clear yet then avoid his fat, ugly, stinky Boot at any and all costs.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2018, 02:50:26 am by Davey Dykes »

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I've been struggling of late, thought I'll go for a horror show and maybe shake myself up or just retire. I was very, very close to retirement after this. Thankfully I've recently discovered a lass who has restored my faith a bit.

So, would've been around late October or early November. Comms all good and a big busty Black Spaniard of the pics was sort of appealing even with the goggle eyes. Well all I can say is she has a very talented photographer and / or photoshopper.


I'm keeping this short as I can feel my skin crawl as I type.


Horrible, just fucking horrible. It is her in the photos but as said not really what you're getting. Way more timber around the middle and a stinky fanny.


I can't muster strength to go further but I'm pretty sure there's a few on here who've been in the same situation but are far too ashamed to have placed their head above the pulpit so far. Man up fellas, you need to warn your fellow punters.


If it isn't clear yet then avoid his fat, ugly, stinky Boot at any and all costs.
Good review :thumbsup: albeit, I don't quite understand your logic.. Based on the fact that your 2 most recent reviews were POS...

 Not someone I would ever go for, looking at profile pics etc... Don't quite  know what you were expecting...  :unknown:

Offline S.X. MacHine

Davey, honest of you to admit publicly that you chose this horror. The ample pictures tell it all. Of course, you had to discover the smelly fanny yourself...
Perhaps you were deceived into expecting a good punt from the 102 Positive reviews on Adultwork?

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If those images are photoshopped then she must be in line for munter of the year award. She's uglier than...
Feel for the op being confronted with this. I'd have done a runner.

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To my eternal shame I should've had this up ages ago, sorry fellas.

Hopefully better late than never and not too many have decided to go for a TOFTT due to lack of material on here.

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Only respect Davey, no shame necessary.  I've said it before but these reviews are infinitely more useful than the fluffy ones, thank you for posting.  :hi:

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Lads, I've been around the game half my life at least, certainly not looking for any sympathy. I'm a big boy and make my own choices, some informed, some logical and some with neither a consideration, you know fine well you'll have your pants pulled down and get a well skelped bare arse occasionally.

Well, this was it and a hoof in the kidneys for good measuire.

Fuck it, or rather not. Onwards and upwards. Have a good Christmas and new year when it arrives.

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Lads, I've been around the game half my life at least, certainly not looking for any sympathy. I'm a big boy and make my own choices, some informed, some logical and some with neither a consideration, you know fine well you'll have your pants pulled down and get a well skelped bare arse occasionally.

Well, this was it and a hoof in the kidneys for good measuire.

Fuck it, or rather not. Onwards and upwards. Have a good Christmas and new year when it arrives.
Well said Davey... Shit bookings will certainly get any punter down, myself included... On the plus side, there will always be a good one somewhere round the corner, to lift the spirits... :hi:

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Can't quite work out if you fucked her of not?

I do recall 20 years or so ago seeing an advert in some freeads paper for a 25 yr old etc etc young thin sexy etc. Called up, was given the address and told 60 quid. When I got there a maid met me, took the dough and sent me to a room. Stripped off and in walked a Kathy Staff lookalike. 60 if a day, wearing a blue swimming costume and a skirt. I was horrified lying on the bed in the all together, semi hard cock retreating a pace. She then hooked her tits out the side of the swimming costume and I shit you not I heard a slap as the fell against her chubby stomach. Just as she made a grad for my cock, I managed to break through my shock and asked where the 25 yr old was, and she smirked and said "That's me. I'm 25" to which I replied "Stone?". That was me out the door. No chance of getting my cash back as the two old birds started getting menacing in a rough old street brawler fashion.

Most of us has been there. I reckon the one you booked will have a big following though.


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I'm ashamed for you OP...  :scare:

 :lol: :crazy:





Don't be too hard on yourself, most of the long term punters / try something new / stupid twats have been there, myself included...

have a rest, laugh it off and get back into the game...  :hi:
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Can't quite work out if you fucked her of not?

I hope he did, other wise the stinky fanny comment is even more disgusting than I thought... but as was told to Ice Cube - fat bitches need love too  :thumbsup:

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Looks like I need to give more detail.

Yes, I did fuck it. The sex was okay being fair to her.

No, I didn't lick the stinky fanny. RO is generally a big thing for me but no chance there.

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Looks like I need to give more detail.

Yes, I did fuck it. The sex was okay being fair to her.

No, I didn't lick the stinky fanny. RO is generally a big thing for me but no chance there.

Should have given her a dirty sanchez with her pungent piss flap scent.

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Should have given her a dirty sanchez with her pungent piss flap scent.

That's exactly what I should've done, unfortunately it didn't occur to me at the time.

But if someone is reading this and fancies rattling the Beast for some reason in the future I would appreciate you giving her one on my behalf,


Cheers.  :thumbsup:

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Thanks Davy. Saved me with this !

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I'm still amazed this is her sole review.

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I'm still amazed this is her sole review.

After reading this review, I'm not surprised.

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After reading this review, I'm not surprised.
After even reading the title, I’m not surprised!
Never was so much owed by so many to so few…