LinkExternal Link/Members OnlyLocationHaydons Road in Wimbledon, Londoners will know that Wimbledon covers quite a sprawling area, it's towards the east side of the main town centre and nearer Earlsfield / Collier's Wood. This part of Haydon's road is near a big intersection and has a little high street with the usual cluster of restaurants, take-aways, convenience stores and a co-op supermarket (which has a handy free cashpoint outside). The R clinic is also on this road (Chinese massage setup), roughly opposite.
It's fairly discreet, except when cars are queueing at the lights for the main intersection, they are stationary for quite long so drivers pass the time by looking at men going in and out of the Thai massage parlour! (that's what it feels like anyway). I went on a recent Sunday at about 5:30pm, parking is free on the side streets but permit holders Monday-Friday up to 6:30pm, couldn't see any pay and display but was not looking hard, I'm sure there are some spaces around. Haydons Road is the nearest train station, probably about a 5 minute walk maximum.
CommsNone prior to the session, went in on the off-chance, asked for an hour, it was agreed and was seen immediately, it appeared to be just one lady working.
VenueA well appointed facility, as you walk in I think there is a room or rooms on the right, straight ahead is the main reception desk and there is a room behind (visible from the front entrance..), could not see a shower and did not ask, possibly more rooms and / or a shower further in the corridor as it goes to the right. The room itself was nice if a little small, the decor seemed recently updated, with a comfortable wide massage table bed. CCTV monitors were in the actual massage room so you could look up and see what was going on in the shop!
Probably meant that this was the main room / room of choice for when the shop had a solo staffer...
Cost£45 for an hour massage plus £30 for HR, £75 total for 1 hour massage and HR
The GirlVery attractive Thai lady, probably in her 30s, slim, about 5'4ish, decent sized chest on a slim frame, possibly C cup, but it was never unleashed so can't confirm, nice shapely little bum which I did manage to feel (over her bottoms), dark long hair, wore a mask throughout so couldn't get a clear look at her face, but I would say she was pretty from what I could see. English was reasonable, easy enough to converse with, I think she said her name was Ming or Meena...(probably Meena, I think Ming is a man's name...), she was from Thailand. She said that she took over the shop about a year ago and started massage at that time, got her "diploma" in the UK, before that she worked at a restaurant, so not one of those ladies that honed her skills over many years in Thailand, she was wearing trousers and a tunic type top, all quite tight to reveal a tidy body. Meena said there were normally 3 girls working there.
ServicesMeena led me to the room and left me to get undressed, I never ask about pants on or off etc, just strip naked and get facedown, I leave it to the masseuse to take action on my state of undress if it's needed. When Meena came in she asked what strength I wanted, my usual response is somewhere between soft and medium, to try and set the scene... She started the massage the way that many Thai places do, covering you with a sheet type piece of fabric and climbing onto the table around you and on you applying pressure to various points on your back, legs, glutes etc, Thai girls are often slight in stature so can do this quite well and I find it quite relaxing. Her massage skills were ok given the short duration of working, but I have definitely had better.
She did this for a while then moved the sheet around as she oiled me up in areas and moved onto the main massage. Again it was ok, but nothing special or amazing, not very sensual, hardly any CC swipes, no lingering touches around the balls / bum etc, it felt like at times she was directing my limbs somewhere onto her as she was massaging, but it was hard to figure out where when face down, they could have been on a boob or on her stomach...this went on until she asked me to turn over. At one point during the massage the reception phone rang and she excused herself to answer it briefly as she was the only girl in the store, I watched her on the CCTV monitor!
When on my back, she continued to massage in that unremarkable way, I was about to discuss the extras as up to this point it had not been mentioned by either party when she suddenly announced that I have 15 minutes left and smiled, I smiled back and she asked if if wanted a massage "there" pointing at my dick, I said of course, how much, she said £30, I said that I assumed that would be topless, she said no, I said how much for topless and she said £70...I clearly rejected that, pushed for £20 on the HR, she did not budge, but was attractive enough for me to agree to the £30, she was relieved and said that she did not want to do topless or anything other than hand relief....I probably should have withdrawn after that, but I soldiered on....
Ok, here is where the real lack of experience kicked in, it was as if my dick was a screw on coke bottle and my helmet was the lid, and she was trying to unscrew the lid but it was stuck so she just kept twisting, I consoled myself with grabbing her shapely (but very small) bum, closed my eyes and imagined scenarios which eventually got me hard and off, it really was not an enjoyable HR...She cleaned me a little, gave me a hot towel rub down (one flannel sized towel, it got cold quite quickly), then left me to get dressed, I think there was a punter arriving within a few minutes of my leaving (as per her earlier phone call which I could hear loud and clear right outside the room).
In summary, I don't think anything other than HR is available and it was poorly executed, the girl herself was pretty, friendly, the massage was just ok and not very sensual, but I wasn't treated badly, it wasn't extortionately priced, hence the neutral rating. I may visit again to eyeball the other talent, something more may be available with more seasoned "players", but am not in a hurry to go back.
