Author Topic: Starjayne / bbwAprilJayne91 - Havant... My worst ever experience  (Read 3523 times)


3 review(s) for April-jai (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline John81

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Was a few months back.

Location is very close to bedhampton station in flats.

Was after 15min session, was on offer £40 at the time. She’s forever putting offers on, unsurprisingly as I’m guessing she’s never seen a guy more than once!

There’s been some reviews of her before stating the offers etc & her looks compared to the photos. I was hoping for the girl in the profile picture but that must’ve been a good 10 years ago & a good 10 stone lighter. She is massive & is not attractive in the slightest.

Now my little head always takes control so once I’m in I normally stay the course regardless of the poor quality or looks. I close my eyes & go to a better place. Always end up popping even if I do come away with regret. This, however is the 1st time I couldn’t even get myself finished. That’s how bad she was.

Ok so it’s a 15 min meet (comms we’re ok). I get into her flat (absolute tip) get told to clean the old chap in a sink, not a problem. For the next 10mins she does not stop talking/shouting about everything. Mainly slagging the neighbour off for complaining (then she turned her music up to deafening levels) then proceeded to lecture me about covid being a hoax & she won’t take jab, then on about her court case she has later where she is trying to do a cop for abuse as she was arrested. At this point she’s pretty much screaming in my face about it with all the sweat words under the sun. I feel so sorry for every neighbour in that flat. Finally we get to the point of her getting on her knees. (Been stood bollock naked for 10+ mins).

Yes she can take it to the back of her throat which doesn’t surprise me given the size of her head/mouth. Way too rough with her hands. After 2/3mins she says I better hurry up as time is nearly up.

All of the above is not the worse part, believe it or not, the worse part is literally every 20/30 SECONDS she stops whats she’s doing completely to talk some random bollocks then complains that I can’t get myself hard!! This went on for 10mins. I try to help by just wanking but she’s still talking, the musics in my ear, she looks disgusting. It was never going to happen. I gave up extremely frustrated. Got dressed & tried to leave. She then went on for another 5mins kicking off about court case again then said come back later in the evening for free & I’ll try again. Of course I didn’t bother.

PLEASE ALL AVOID WASTING YOUR MONEY!!!

She did say a few times during the meet that she was bi-polar. That was pretty obvious. I feel sorry for anybody who has been or decides to go to her. Actually put me off punting for a month as I’m not a fan of wasting hard earned cash

Offline timsussex

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So thats a positive a neutral and a negative for this SP

Anyone up for providing a tiebreak    :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: June 13, 2021, 01:27:46 pm by timsussex »

Offline funlovingguy

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Was a few months back.

Location is very close to bedhampton station in flats.

Was after 15min session, was on offer £40 at the time. She’s forever putting offers on, unsurprisingly as I’m guessing she’s never seen a guy more than once!

There’s been some reviews of her before stating the offers etc & her looks compared to the photos. I was hoping for the girl in the profile picture but that must’ve been a good 10 years ago & a good 10 stone lighter. She is massive & is not attractive in the slightest.

Now my little head always takes control so once I’m in I normally stay the course regardless of the poor quality or looks. I close my eyes & go to a better place. Always end up popping even if I do come away with regret. This, however is the 1st time I couldn’t even get myself finished. That’s how bad she was.

Ok so it’s a 15 min meet (comms we’re ok). I get into her flat (absolute tip) get told to clean the old chap in a sink, not a problem. For the next 10mins she does not stop talking/shouting about everything. Mainly slagging the neighbour off for complaining (then she turned her music up to deafening levels) then proceeded to lecture me about covid being a hoax & she won’t take jab, then on about her court case she has later where she is trying to do a cop for abuse as she was arrested. At this point she’s pretty much screaming in my face about it with all the sweat words under the sun. I feel so sorry for every neighbour in that flat. Finally we get to the point of her getting on her knees. (Been stood bollock naked for 10+ mins).

Yes she can take it to the back of her throat which doesn’t surprise me given the size of her head/mouth. Way too rough with her hands. After 2/3mins she says I better hurry up as time is nearly up.

All of the above is not the worse part, believe it or not, the worse part is literally every 20/30 SECONDS she stops whats she’s doing completely to talk some random bollocks then complains that I can’t get myself hard!! This went on for 10mins. I try to help by just wanking but she’s still talking, the musics in my ear, she looks disgusting. It was never going to happen. I gave up extremely frustrated. Got dressed & tried to leave. She then went on for another 5mins kicking off about court case again then said come back later in the evening for free & I’ll try again. Of course I didn’t bother.

PLEASE ALL AVOID WASTING YOUR MONEY!!!

She did say a few times during the meet that she was bi-polar. That was pretty obvious. I feel sorry for anybody who has been or decides to go to her. Actually put me off punting for a month as I’m not a fan of wasting hard earned cash

dude bad luck but since you paid, you had all the right to cum.

Offline John81

dude bad luck but since you paid, you had all the right to cum.

Yes & probably any other girl I may have gone back but she really wasn’t worth it & I just know it would’ve been exactly the same again. She just can’t shut up, even with her mouth full!

Offline Bargeman

Thanks John. Snap. That’s exactly the same with me. Filthy flat. The very loud music and shouting, left with my ears ringing . She’s enormous. And stinks. I got a load of rubbish about being a big time drug dealer and being into organised crime. Certainly an experience not to be repeated.

Offline John81

So thats a positive a neutral and a negative for this SP

Anyone up for providing a tiebreak    :rolleyes:

There’s your tiebreak answer

Offline downthehatch


I gave her a neutral in my review last year - but everything this review details is correct. Beginning to think I was too generous?

Offline WelshClipper

I gave her a neutral in my review last year - but everything this review details is correct. Beginning to think I was too generous?

Yeah to be honest I might have been generous as well

I did state her photos were out of date and thought she looked older. Also I mentioned she was more a size 16. Her place wasn’t great but I have seen far worse. I actually quite enjoy a larger girl and I am there to fuck, not so much bothered about her looks.

I had a good time so I guess different strokes  :hi:


Offline MrMatrix

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So thats a positive a neutral and a negative for this SP

Anyone up for providing a tiebreak    :rolleyes:
Not me.  :dash: :dash:
Bad luck OP, thanks for the review and better luck next time :hi:

Offline John81

Just a warning that she’s changed her profile name again:

Bbwapriljayne91 - perhaps a mod could change the title of this review

Also I did laugh out loud at her latest edition to her profile:

“If you book me & turn up but change your mind I will still need to take payment for the time you have booked”

That tells me there’s been plenty of walkers (the sensible ones). The cheek as well expecting being paid. She doesn’t look anything like her pictures any more so quite rightly people are entitled to walk. Think her comment adds it’s own warning to any savvy punters