External Link/Members OnlyEarlier this week.
My central London hotel.
380 for 2 hours.
"Hello" I said, opening the hotel room door. "Thank you for co..."
"I'm bursting for a pee!" she blurted, busting in.
"Well," I thought, watching her rush into the bathroom, "this is going to be different..."
If you look at my other posts you'll see that I mostly go for the courtesan/sensual GFE style of meet, but occasionally I like to indulge in a bit of light BDSM and D/s roleplay. This lady is well reviewed, and her profile suggested that she would be up for it. Communications were easy and professional, and the meet was arranged, with her having an understanding of my requirements.
The lady, when she emerged from the bathroom, was pretty much as advertised: petite with small breasts and short-cropped blonde hair. She has the standard-issue tattoos, and a mild skin problem on her legs which caused small red marks. These weren't really a problem until she started making them so (see below).
We discussed the roleplay, talked about limits, safewords and all the standard things, and we began.
She was terrible. She WILL NOT STOP TALKING! And not in character - just making random observations and comments that popped into her head. I gave it time. It became apparent that she could not follow instructions, indeed could barely remember them for more that 5 seconds.
I persisted with the attempts at roleplay. It didn't work. I believe she was trying her best - she just was naturally poor at it. She can't maintain a submissive pose or attitude, and can't stay in character for more than a few seconds. She can certainly take a reasonably hard spanking, though, and a bit of rough play, but not in the way that i wanted.
Positives
- She is pretty much as advertised. Sex in any way you like, as rough as you like, with as many participants as you like.
- She is willing to please, and tries to accommodate what you want. Zero attitude or drama.
- If you are looking for a very petite woman, or one with a bit of a punky look, she could well be for you.
Negatives
- SHE WILL NOT STOP TALKING. Furthermore, she seems - "Oooh, it's hot today isn't it?" - to have no - "I think I've been to this hotel before" - internal filter, and - "Oww, I've just scratched off a scab!" - so just blurts out - "I brought a jacket but don't think I'll need it" - whatever pops into her head.
- Smoker. The smell clung to her hair and breath quite strongly and I found it very off-putting.
I ended up sending her away 40 minutes early. There was little point her hanging around, and I could catch the end of the Woman's T20 on BBC2.
Overall I've given this a Neutral. She certainly offers what she advertises as far as services are concerned, and I believe she genuinely tried to deliver what I want - it just wasn't what she was good at.
She drank her way through nearly two bottles of water while she was there, so I bet she was desperate for a pee when she got home too.
