With 35 years of punting experience sometimes my stupidity still baffles me.
Around 10pm this evening I parked the car up in a safe place and went for a stroll around the Southend RLD. I spotted Laura (who some will know as Laura Eden), a fairly young pretty blonde, squatting down by a parked van in Ambleside Drive, putting some lipstick on with the aid of the van's wing mirror. As I approached I nodded at her and she stood up and asked if I wanted business. She clearly didn't recognise me from our previous encounters, so I tried my best to look taken back and asked warily, "how much?" £150 was the answer! I said no thank you and walked off.
A few seconds later I heard her shouting for me to stop, which I did as she came running up to me. She asked me how much I'd pay and I said £40 for OWO. She agreed to that if I'd give her the cash up front and meet her at her mum's place just around the corner. I'm not that gullible so again I started to walk away. She came running up again and told me to follow her. We ended up at the gated alleyway by the old bike shop in York Road (where I had my first encounter with her). Once the gate was closed she got on her knees in front of me and unbuttoned my jeans letting the old chap feel the cool night air. I handed over the £40. Hiding the money away somewhere in her minimal clothing she told me it was just a handjob and I had 2 minutes.
I walked away immediately. I left her with the cash as I think if I'd have stayed around for longer I would have seriously lost my temper. Sadly for Laura, I don't think all of her punters will be so calm.
AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS. She is a relatively pretty, slim, little blonde, but she's also fucking mental and I think that one day her antics are going to seriously backfire on her when she tries it on with the wrong guy. I should have known better this evening, but yet again little head took control over big head.
Southend street girl punters, you have been warned!
