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DATE: July 2021
Duration/Price: 1 hour/£150
£20 extra for OWO (included in the £150)
Accommodation: Discreet place in Turnpike Lane, easy to find, 1 min from Turnpike lane station. Nice sized room and Bed, no mirrors.
Comms: replied decently fast but can tell struggled a bit with what I was saying.
Girl: Body like the pictures but the face is nowhere near as cute, 4/10 facially maybe lower. Body is nice but a pair of bolt ons that still have some scars, didn’t feel the best but still pretty nice body overall.
Punt: Standard entering and paperwork, confirmed the extra. Started straight onto the OWO no foreplay or anything just told me to get onto the bed. Has been a while so I did not mind too much and was ready for some head.
The expectation was not met, head was terrible, felt no sucking or tongue action, she put her mouth on my cock then moved her head up and down. Tried to give her some instructions but I don’t know if she genuinely didn’t understand or was playing ignorant. This didn’t even last long, and she obviously didn’t want to continue.
Onto missionary and it just gets more downhill, she’s not into it at all and wants me to pop as fast as possible, which honestly I could’ve since I hadn’t cum in a while but her service was so bad and attitude just stank it was ruining my mood. Did multiple positions but she is not flexible at all and she just seemed like she didn’t want to be there since I was taking so long, it’s an hour booking why would she not expect this? In the end just got her in doggy and blew my load. Did not want to go for a round two so thought hopefully the massage would be decent.
And again my disappointment continued, I was wrong, this was the worst massage, you could get anyone off the street and they would probably do a better job. It was just her rubbing baby oil on my back, no actual massaging going on.
She also kept going on her phone texting, I told her to stop since it’s the time I paid for and if she can actually do a better massage, but she again doesn’t know what I’m on about.
At this point I’m done, I’ve popped once and the massage is more stressing than anything, I get up to leave.
No talking or nice goodbye, just change and I’m out.
Would I return? Hell no, no even for a tenth of the price, just not worth it.
Recommended: Dear god no, save your time and money lads, this girl has poor attitude, doesn’t care for the service and won’t understand a word of what you say
overall: 1/10 only because I actually came.
Topic: TOFTT STUNNING JOSY Turnpike Lane - Worst Punt Ive ever had (Read 905 times)