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External Link/Members OnlyHad a planned trip to Southampton last month, so as a fan of edging and tie’n’tease I thought it only right that I book a meet with Yana/Massage Paradise to see what all the fuss is about. NB. Not into GILFs, so this was solo with Yana – her mum wasn’t present or involved.
Comms… Good.Via AW and then SMS (her number is usually displayed). Smooth, efficient and texts promptly responded to. Booked a day or two in advance. Confirmed on the day.
Venue… Adequate.Easy to find residential area with plenty of unrestricted street parking. Her place is a standalone bedsit type extension that’s annexed off the back off a much older, larger house. Bedroom was clean with a double bed and clean towels over the sheets - plenty of room. Adequate bathroom with overhead shower and shower gel. Clean towel provided.
The Lady… Average looking, nice body. From previous reviews, my expectations were slightly deflated – I didn’t find her as attractive as I thought I might. To me she was more GND - not unattractive but not a head turner, probably wouldn’t look twice at her in the street. I’d say Yana is around 5’3” and a size 8. Minimal (possibly no) make-up. Trim figure, guessing she looks after herself in that respect.
Service… As advertised, delivered well.Had booked a 90min session and asked for edging and tie’n’tease – as advertised at £90. Arrived on time, promptly let in where Yana was waiting in the usual attire (see previous reviews) and some very unsexy flip-flop type slides. As a lover of sexy heels this fact didn’t go unnoticed by me, but it didn’t put any sort of dampener on the meet. Given a clean towel and I headed off for a quick shower to freshen up.
Returned to the bedroom, removed towel and lay face down on the bed in the usual position – legs apart. Yana had some warm oil ready which she proceeded to rub onto my back, neck, shoulders, backside and thighs before starting the massage. To me the massage wasn’t really a massage, just a lot of rubs and strokes but with plenty of CC swipes and ball rubs etc. Wasn’t bad but not a top shelf massage either. As we all know, she stays clothed throughout but does allow touching over her clothes. The swipes etc. did the job though and I was hard and ready when she said time to flip – about 25mins in.
Out came the satin scarves where she proceeded to tie me spread-eagled to the bed. Once I was secured she produced a bootlace, and as others have mentioned, tied up my cock and balls like a kind of cock-strap or cock-ring. Once done the teasing and edging began. She does have a fairly good hand-job technique, using plenty of warm oil and spent quite a while teasing and edging me, although she didn’t get me close to cumming over and over again like some reviews have hinted at (ER is the best at this my experience). It was good enough though and kept me hard until the very end when I shot my load with her sitting on my chest. The cock play probably went on for about 45 mins.
Afterwards, she cleaned me up before heading to the bathroom herself, leaving me still bound securely to the bed. Couple of mins later she was back and untied me; I took my towel and went to bathroom to wash all the oil off. Returned to the room and sorted out the paperwork - nice that there was no mention of it beforehand.
Summary… Positive.Was in and out in about 95 mins including a shower on arrival and again before leaving. I don’t think she’s a avid clockwatcher, but she does seem to work to the agreed time. Overall a positive experience as she delivered what I asked for and was inline with my expectations (apart from her looks), but truth to tell, I wouldn’t go back for a return visit as her service is too limited for me, and I probably wouldn’t recommend to any seasoned punters either. Next time I’m able to get down to that neck of the woods on my own, it will be Hayley for sure.
