External Link/Members OnlyPaid: 45 pounds 1 hour
Had the afternoon off so decided to go for a massage. I don't do FS anymore but I like a massage or even a blowie to treat myself sometimes. After lots of average massages in the past year I decided to try Thai angels just off Harrow road w9, I used to go here 6-7 years ago when an old thai lady used to run the joint with some hot women, how times have changed. I get there a small skinny thai woman points to the door and grunts GO IN, I remember it was her that took over the joint from the granny several years back. I booked for 1.30 but they were all over the shop, telling me the girls are busy one second, then minutes later she said she has one that can do it. I said fuck it and went with it, worse than can happen I waste 45 quid. Inside the place was a tip, a bulldog sitting in the kitchen and people walking in and out like a drop in centre. The secretary tells me to go inside the room, as I wait a 50 year old thai, the same who was watering the plants outside the parlour walks in without washing her hands walks and starts the massage. She was a friendly lady but she was a literal 0/10 granny with no shape or looks. She put in effort to give a decent thai massage which I appreciated but forget about any extras. Throughout the massage men were walking in and out talking loudly and the women making so much noise shouting and screaming it sounded like I was on the streets in Bangkok, absolutely no respect for punters.During the massage she kept coughing and saying WATTTTAA leaving the massage room to drink water on 3 different occasions. She tried massaging my tummy near my crotch but I pretended I was asleep so she gets the hint and just finishes the massage. I only spent 45 quid for the hour so wasn't too bothered as got an hour massage but if you're horny and looking for a HE forget about this place you're better of wanking yourself.
Would I return NOPE
