It just happened a few hours ago, I'm still a bit shocked and confused...
Have lately been trying to cut back on my punting expenses, told myself I won't pay more than £200 per punt. I have also lost a bit of enthusisasm as my latest encounters haven't been overwhelmingly positive either.
I decided to mix it up this time by choosing a lesser known agency. Found a girl that doesn't appear on any other agency's roster (should have known better) and isn't reviewed here at all (at least I couldn't find any posts). Figured I should take the risk instead of going for a well-reviewed WG here (What on earth was I thinking??)
Comms with the agency were efficient although I didn't appreciate them texting me on WhatsApp, told them to leave it at simple text messages.
External Link/Members OnlyThe girl The selfie picture is accurate, let's not waste even a sentence on the others. She lives 5 minutes away from Baker Street tube station. £150 per hour, I had a distinct feeling I was in for a typical Romanian WG experience given the unusually short list of services (Where did I leave my brain again?). What awaited me was truly extraordinary...
The meet(?)Arrive at her door at the arranged time, ring the bell, she makes me wait 1 minute before letting me in. Fortunately it's a quiet street but was almost about to leave when I heard some rustling and the door finally opened. I greet her with a smile, she doesn't even make an effort to return it. She immediately escorts me to her bedroom which was incredibly dark, could barely see anything in there. Asked her politely where I should put my shoes as I'm not too comfortable soiling other people's flats. She tells me in the most annoyed tone possible that she doesn't care and asks me where I'm from. I tell her the country and ask back the same to which she furiously replies "Italy" (Yeah, right... and I'm an eskimo from the Sahara desert...).
Given I still couldn't see anything properly in the room I suggested to turn on the lights which she flat out refused ("I like it this way"). Sat down at the edge of the bed to discuss services with her but her attitude was still the same ("Tell me what you want!"). Made a feeble attempt to find out whether a plain vanilla GFE experience was on the menu tonight but she got very upset about me even suggesting the possibility ("I only do blowjob and sex and that's it!!"). Classy. To be fair though, GFE, DFK or even RO aren't listed on the website as services she provides so at least the marketing is truthful (despite the meager options you can choose from).
At this point I'm very close to leaving due to her sh*tty attitude but I tell myself that I travelled 45 minutes just for this so let's cut my losses and get this over with. I try to get out of the bedroom to take out my wallet and count the cash that I owe her. I couldn't do this in the bedroom because it was just too dark. As soon as she saw me moving towards the corridor she started yelling (or maybe screaming??) at me to pay her first. She thought I was going to the bathroom to take a shower and wanted to make sure that finances are dealt with first. I ensured her that this was exactly my intention and while I was counting the cash she just dropped the final bombshell. Just enjoy...
Her: "I need to see your ID too!"
Me (confused): "Why do you need to see my ID?"
Her: "Because I don't believe for a second that you are from X country as you claim!"
WTF...Is she working for immigration services now??? I have a feeling that she intentionally sabotaged the whole meeting with her attitude to provoke this outcome. She had to become increasingly outrageous with her asks to push me towards leaving. At this point I realised that I should grant her this wish so went back to the black hole she calls a bedroom, took my shoes and left. What a surreal situation....
The only silver lining was that the agency called me 10 minutes later to find out what happened. First they tried to hook me up with another girl but I wasn't in the mood for another disappointment. Still, they told me I would get a discount for my next booking with them. Some of their girls work for Diva too so maybe I'll find a WG that's reviewed here (positively of course) and I'll cash in my chips then...
Would I recommend her? Only if you are a physicist studying black holes.
P.S.: Not sure if there have been other reviews of her but even if there aren't any - Does this still qualify as a TOFTT given I walked?
