Author Topic: Linda - Olina - Shepherd's Bush  (Read 3707 times)

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I found this girl on UKP.  I’ve not shagged a £150/hr agency girl for years.  But I’ve had a bad run, I’ve just paid myself a dividend, so I am generally thinking of moving up to the £150 bracket.  ‘Mini Me’ seems to need a bit more quality these days to get him in the mood. 

The Coms:  the agency Olina made this super easy - I phoned first to make the booking the day before, then exchanged texts.  The trains decided to fuck me over, so in the end I ran about ten minutes late.  All this was dealt with, sans drama.

The location: Linda works in a genteel part of town, five mins from the Goldhawk Road tube station.  Shepherd Bush is the area, I think.  Her first floor flat is perfectly fit for purpose, a touch shabby, but no complaints from me.  Very dark room – I had to ask her to turn the lights up.

The girl: Thai.  Lovely, cute, slender young thing.  If, like me, your porn habits include a predilection for those IRL Thai hooker channels on Porn Hub, she literally could be lifted from these films.  Slightly unnerving for me, as I have not veered from EE hookers in the flesh for a very long time.

The Punt:  My approach is usually the ‘cock down the back of the throat after five minutes’.  But this young lady started by washing and drying me in the shower, which was rather lovely.  She then did a sexy naked massage/body slide/OWO thing which on another day would have blown my mind.  To be honest, I was struggling a little bit to get wood, as I was totally knackered, which was rather stressing me out.  She was perhaps a little bit reserved at the start, and following a bit of a ‘script’, but in the end she took a robust pounding.  Kissing more FK than DFK.  I am tempted to say she slowly got into it towards the end – either that or she was putting it on to make me finish.  She makes some lovely noises.  I think she is perhaps a little bit passive for me – certainly no element of a PSE to her performance - but I intend to go back when I am feeling a bit more randy and give her a proper ‘seeing too’.   She washed and dried me again at the end, peck on the lips, out in 55 mins. 

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 Good review thx. Surely better off dropping a V or C-bomb prior to meets by sounds of it.
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Online Dead Wood

I guess the day is coming.  I have resolutely resisted chemical assistance for all my years of punting.  Part of me feels that I am just having a bad run - nothing kills my passion more than a grumpy EE hooker treating me like a sex pervert. 

I have managed to score an 'off the books' meeting with an all time favourite WG next week - who I have not seen for more than two years - so I will see how that goes down.  I shall report back.  :)

Offline jichael mackson

Porn consumption (which you mentioned) leads to ED. Plenty chat on here or elsewhere online about it. Wean yourself off it, get your brain and mini me to react to real women and not pixels on a screen and your own hand. Good luck!

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Porn consumption (which you mentioned) leads to ED. Plenty chat on here or elsewhere online about it. Wean yourself off it, get your brain and mini me to react to real women and not pixels on a screen and your own hand. Good luck!

Ah...lol.  Thanks for this slightly left field suggestion.  I have joyously mixed industrial quantities of porn and hookers for more than a decade, so I fear it is just that old age is catching up on me. 

This is funny:

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Ah...lol.  Thanks for this slightly left field suggestion.  I have joyously mixed industrial quantities of porn and hookers for more than a decade, so I fear it is just that old age is catching up on me. 

This is funny:

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This is fucking hilarious!  :lol: