External Link/Members Only Haven't punted for quite some time, since covid, but heres a review from a few weeks ago.
£90 for 30 mins, about 7mins walk from victoria tube.
Theres a working shower which was fine, flat is ok and fairly clean. I could hear another person in the flat, i suspect the real laura but wasn't sure at the time.
'Laura' is late 30's, blond with massive tits 36 EE (i don't know size, just masive) and a little rotund. Not what i was expecting and not really my cup of tea either, i just double checked, should have been slim and small boobts?. I wasn't sure if i had made a mistake and did my homework wrong at the time but decided to proceed anyways.
B+S = negative, especially since the replaement girl isn't my style.
After shower and paper work she proceeded to go down and tried to with OW, it was only then that I heard there was another girl in the house, probably the skinny one, but money was handed over and Im naked on a bed, its kinda too late to make a fuss. At least I pointed out it should be OWO and she complied with this.
Actually, she was very good in this aspect, sloppy attention to shaft and balls, i couldn't fault it, some small but not exaggerated groans, I was surprised and was going to climax really quick, so requested to jonny up and move to sex. Unfortunately i didn't feel any connection and she went on top for 1 minute in whcih i sampling her boobs (which were really really soft), but soon after she requested to go missionary (tired) before i got my fill on her assets, unfortunately, i went soft .. she really isn't my type.
I still felt bad but at least she tried to make me feel better and brushed it off as normal, so Johnny came off and proceeded with CIM. As i said earlier she was good in this aspect and not long after, I unloaded in her mouth. If she had done this better I think i coud have given a neutral but she unfortunately didn't get it all. When she went out to spit it out, i was still left dripping ... and i had to clean up with some wipes myself.
Afterwards Had shower and then left with nearly 10 minutes to spare on a 30 minute bookng.
In concusion,
- B&S, poor replacement (not my cup of tea, but the big hooters, maybe a big plus for some)
- luckily still great OWO and CIM
- To her credit, she was smiling and had good attitude and was polite the whole time
- I feel the punt it self wasn't as terrible as it could have a neutral. But my disappoinment mate me put a negative.
I might go again if the skinny one is around, but not for same lady.
