HE Massage by Lisa - Maidenhead

[CalvinJWest]

I saw Lisa about a month ago. I was actually trying to see Kat (now Katy), who a lot of people will be familiar with. But Kat said she was busy and to try contacting Lisa instead. Now I have actually reviewed Lisa before (see old posts), but I completely forgot about her. Had I remembered, I probably wouldn't have booked. However, despite a few oddities, I'm pleased I did.

Comms:

Very quick and easy. Phone call was answered straight away and one hour session booked for 2 hours later.

Place:

For those who know Kat and Linda in Maidenhead, it's their place. For those that don't, it's a terraced house a five minute walk from the train station. Very easy to get to and convenient for me. Massage table setup in the bedroom. Very comfortable and tidy room.

The girl:

Now this is definitely up for debate. Lisa is, shall we say, interesting. Very hard to describe but playful and lively are two words you can use. Some people could well be put off, but if you don't mind that kind of personality, then go for it. I find her very funny and harmless. Looks wise, very slim with a noticeable thigh tattoo. I think quite attractive, others may disagree. She stays clothed throughout, despite me asking at the start if she would get naked for extra.

The massage

Lisa's massage skills are so so. There are times where it's very enjoyable, other times not so much. If I'm brutally honest, I don't think she's had much training. There are some things she does where I'm baffled people would actually like it. Kat is still the best massage I've ever had, although it would be a tough ask for people to match that. If people are not afraid to be vocal about what is working and what isn't, it won't be a problem. Granted you shouldn't have to. Where she makes it a positive for me is the HE. Now I like people to take their time with me. I like to enjoy that part, as I'm sure most do, for as long as possible. Nothing worse than when it's rushed. Lisa is well up there, maybe even the best HE I've had. She did lots of CC swipes and touching that really got me in the mood. When I eventually turned over, she must have spent 15 minutes building me up and then slowing down. It was fantastic.

Overall, lively woman, ok massage, great HE!

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[RAJEC]

Thanks for the review mate.

Any further info on her physical stats; dress size, bra size, age, etc?

Also, how long did you stay? How much did you pay?

Thanks 

[CalvinJWest]

Sorry mate, poor on my part missing out that stuff.

I would say she's a size 8. Didn't get much of a look at her bra size as she kept them well covered but I would guess maybe B/C cup. Again guessing but mid thirties.

Stayed for one hour and it was £60. I asked but nothing else available.

Let me know if I've missed anything else.

[RAJEC]

Sorry mate, poor on my part missing out that stuff.

I would say she's a size 8. Didn't get much of a look at her bra size as she kept them well covered but I would guess maybe B/C cup. Again guessing but mid thirties.

Stayed for one hour and it was £60. I asked but nothing else available.

Let me know if I've missed anything else.

No worries, that covers it for me! Thanks 

[Silver Birch]

For those who know Kat and Linda in Maidenhead, it's their place.

I don't suppose you got any word whether Linda is coming back?

[xxxdavidxxx]

I think reading this Lisa is Linda ?

[CalvinJWest]

No, I've seen Linda at this place before. It definitely wasn't Linda. I actually got my names wrong. The previous time I saw this person, she was using the name Bee. Now it's Lisa.

[Sleet]

I’ve walked through their dining room accompanied by Kat to use the loo and seen both Linda and Lisa tucking into their tea. I think Linda’s still in Thailand as Kat in the bigger bedroom not the one at the back of the house.

Linda 50s, Kat 40s and Lisa 30s and I’d rate them in ascending age order of attractiveness.

Had many a massage from Kat which as the OP says are very good, Lisa once and the massage was Ok but not as good as Kats.
I know what you mean by Lisa’s personality, but I too thought she was good fun.

[Silver Birch]

Linda 50s, Kat 40s and Lisa 30s and I’d rate them in ascending age order of attractiveness.

I've visited this address a couple of times but only seen Linda. I wouldn't have put her in her 50s, maybe 40 ish 

I suppose I did go cross-eyed when she shoved her fingers up my ass